Extra 3

Of all the bad luck, they had to block the Rabbit God’s busted pickup truck. In Liu Hong’s live stream, the comments flew by—

“So bold, you even dare to provoke the Rabbit God lolololol.”

“Big Liu is in danger! Quick, drop your equipment to save your life!”

“Warning: Player Your Grandpa Liu is stripped to his underwear and kneeling down to call someone daddy.”

“Good luck to you hahahaha.”

Liu Hong glanced at the large number of comments mocking him and snorted coldly, “I’ll show you something big today.”

He and Hu Feng flanked the pickup truck from both sides, surrounding it.

“Hurry up! Stop dawdling!”

Rong Shi stepped on the brake, his hand resting on the open car window, looking at these three robbers with a deadpan face.

Unbuckling his seatbelt, he said casually, “Wife, get out of the car.”

On Song Yu’s side, there was no car door at all. If the people outside opened fire, he would be turned into a sieve.

He stepped on the empty door frame, his gaze slowly sweeping over them, and smiled, “Targeting me, you’ve got good eyes.”

Before the fight even started, the comment section was already lagging from the flood of comments—

“Damn! What did the Rabbit God call the Cat Master?! Wife?!”

“Ahhhhhhhh, I definitely heard right, it was ‘wife’!”

“Could it be that the Cat Master’s real-life surname is Piao, so the Rabbit God calls him Old Piao? No, I can’t make this up anymore!”

“I knew you two had something going on, hmph!”

“Congratulations to the Rabbit God, wishing the Rabbit God success in marrying into a rich family, scattering flowers, scattering flowers~”

“I also want such a rich wife, boohoohoo—”

“The Rabbit God must have gone to meet the Cat Master IRL during his disappearance! Ahhhhh, can you secretly let me see a photo of you two!”

“The Rabbit God moves too fast, doesn’t he?! The number one beauty cat of Star Battle belongs to everyone!”

The voices in Star Battle are all processed and are completely different from the person’s real voice, so there is no issue of privacy leakage.

Seeing Rong Shi get out of the car, Song Yu retracted his fluffy cat paws and unbuckled his seatbelt.

Before one foot could even touch the ground, he was carried out of the car by Rong Shi as if he were a child.

Song Yu: “…”

Rong Shi took a few steps forward, looked at Bai Ting who was holding a rocket launcher, and said, “Except for this cat, you can have everything else.”

Liu Hong raised his chin, signaling for Hu Feng to go with him to plunder the military supplies on the pickup truck, while Bai Ting continued to control them.

The three of them were not very serious when they played games. Most of the time, it wasn’t about winning, but just about having fun.

Killing wild boars, robbing, they enjoyed it all.

Bai Ting saw that the rabbit was holding a cat. Both of them were soft and fluffy and looked particularly good to touch. He couldn’t help but walk a few steps closer.

Next time, I should also create a small animal character. It looks so healing.

Receiving a look from the cold-faced rabbit, Bai Ting immediately became serious. “Take out all the equipment on you! Otherwise, I’ll snatch your wife and take her back to be my fortress lady!”

Rong Shi: “…”

He’s really getting into it.

“The military knife is on my lower back. It’s not easy for me to get it while holding him,” Rong Shi said in a cold voice.

Bai Ting glanced at it and walked over cautiously, reaching out to touch the rabbit’s lower back.

Liu Hong quickly swept the entire driver’s cabin and only found an empty oil pot.

“Ah—!”

A tragic scream suddenly sounded in his ear. Liu Hong’s scalp went numb, and he immediately raised his gun and turned around.

The cat, holding a military knife, stood ten steps away. At his feet lay Bai Ting’s virtual character, which had already turned into a sapling, beyond saving.

A line of prompts appeared on the system panel.

【Player Little Cat Loves Fish has killed player Bai Bai is the Cutest, gaining 100 points, currently ranked second.】

The cat is here, so where is the rabbit?!

“Damn! Old Bai, you screwed me over, bastard.” After seeing the situation clearly, Liu Hong immediately pulled the trigger.

But the cat reacted faster than him, dodging the bullet with just a slight turn of his body.

He was just about to fire a second shot when a white shadow suddenly flashed before his eyes.

His wrist was forcefully seized, and his body was lifted into the air and slammed to the ground with great force.

Even though Liu Hong had reacted at the first moment, it was already too late to resist.

Rong Shi’s knee pressed against his back, and he raised his hand to aim the gun at Hu Feng, who was on this side.

In the confusion, Liu Hong happened to pull the trigger.

Bang!

After a gunshot, another small sapling appeared beside the pickup truck.

The comment section was filled with “hahaha”—

“Old Rabbit is so cunning, I can’t take it.”

“I’m convinced by this ‘beautiful rabbit’ trick, hahaha.”

“So that ‘wife’ just now was also a trick to lure the enemy? A bit disappointed [doge].”

“I bet a spicy strip that the Rabbit God is super flirty in real life.”

“Cat Master, my family’s Rabbit God is also very outstanding. How about you just marry him since it’s about time?”

“You’re not getting any younger, find a good rabbit and get married. @Cat Master.”

Hu Feng and Bai Ting were both instantly killed. Liu Hong was so angry he wanted to punch a wall.

“Are you all still asleep?!”

In the live stream room, Bai Ting looked at the black and white world, wanting to cry but having no tears.

“It was that soft fur that did me in!”

Hu Feng: “No way, we’re not on the same level at all. Such professional techniques, he must be someone from the military system.”

In Liu Hong’s live stream room, a bunch of “hahaha” was simultaneously spammed. Someone had started the topic #Big Liu is not good enough#.

“I’ll definitely win the next round!” Liu Hong stuck his neck out, waiting to be killed and matched for the next round.

Song Yu walked over and kicked Liu Hong’s face on the ground with his paw. “What about this one?”

Rong Shi thought for a moment and said seriously, “I don’t kill.”

Song Yu: “…”

Liu Hong, who was waiting to be killed: “…”

Damn, what do these two want to do to me?!

Five minutes later, the busted pickup truck was back on the road.

A pole was erected on the rusty tin roof of the car. Liu Hong was tied to the pole, almost having his face paralyzed by the strong headwind.

“Kill me if you have the guts!” Liu Hong stomped on the car roof in anger, cursing all the way.

A knife tip suddenly appeared next to where he was sitting, just a centimeter away from piercing Liu Hong’s butt.

The Cat Master’s cool, smiling voice came from the car. “If you stomp your feet again, next time it will pierce your precious place.”

Liu Hong’s face turned red with anger, wishing he could explode on the spot.

Comment section—

“Not very harmful, but extremely insulting.”

“A high-scoring Star Battle streamer is being treated like this?! It’s—so damn fun, hahaha.”

“This is what happens when you mess with the Rabbit God and Cat Master.”

“Come, the Rabbit God and Cat Master will take you for a ride. [Gentle smile]”

“Lighting a candle for Big Liu, hahahahaha.”

“I’ve been thinking since just now, the Rabbit God’s appearance looks a lot like a certain mecha. Could it be—?”

The final circle was getting smaller and smaller, and the players were gradually getting more concentrated.

But Rong Shi and Song Yu didn’t show any intention of fighting to the end, just cruising around in the busted pickup truck amidst the rain of bullets.

“Come to my dorm after this round?” Rong Shi switched to the private channel to ask Song Yu.

Song Yu: “I don’t know the way.”

Rong Shi raised an eyebrow. “You don’t know the way? What a pity, then I’ll have to eat all those little cookies myself.”

Song Yu’s lazy eyes lit up. He turned his head to look at him. “When did you bake little cookies?”

Rong Shi: “At night, to restock for Mianmian.”

While the two were chatting in the car, Liu Hong on the roof was in deep water.

Bullets would occasionally graze past his head.

The best way to log off early was to get hit, but while he thought so, he would subconsciously dodge every time, completely out of his own conscious control!

This was so damn frustrating!

After being hung on the car roof for a full 10 minutes, Liu Hong was only freed after the Cat and Rabbit won.

After this round ended, Liu Hong was so angry and ashamed that he directly quit the game.

“Old Liu, don’t be angry, it’s just a game, pfft ha唔—” Bai Ting almost burst out laughing halfway through his sentence, but he forced it back.

Hu Feng: “Although the method is not very humane, it was quite fun. Next time, let’s catch someone and play like this.”

Liu Hong’s face was dark. “Fun my ass! Are you perverts!”

Bai Ting / Hu Feng: “…”

The more Liu Hong thought about it, the angrier he got. No matter what, he was now the Chairman’s friend. The Chairman was Major General Rong’s son, the quasi-princess consort, the future Queen! He might even attend the wedding!

How could someone of his status be so casually insulted in a game?!

With this thought, Liu Hong felt he couldn’t just let it go.

He said with a grim face, thoughtfully, “Tomorrow, I’ll go cry to the Chairman and ask him to get revenge for me.”

Bai Ting / Hu Feng: “…”

You’re so promising. Where’s the aura of the former school tyrant?

Just as Rong Shi logged out of the game, a knock sounded on the door.

A faint smile crossed his handsome face. He got up and went to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door, a certain little cat who claimed not to know the way glanced towards the kitchen and said straight out, “Where are the little cookies?”

Rong Shi: “…”

The room still had a lingering milky scent of butter. Song Yu pulled Rong Shi’s hand and walked inside, but was blocked behind the door.

“Am I less important than little cookies?” Rong Shi pressed him between himself and the door, his voice very low.

A sour smell suddenly mixed with the milky scent.

Song Yu looked at the ridiculously handsome face in front of him and smiled lazily, “I can eat the little cookies whenever I want, but you won’t let me eat you.”

Rong Shi turned his head and gently bit his lip. “You can only choose one, me or the little cookies. Otherwise, it’s not fair to me.”

Not fair? Song Yu wanted to hear what kind of twisted logic he had.

“Then what would be fair?”

Rong Shi wrapped his arms around his waist and pulled him into his embrace. Between their intertwined lips, he let out a low chuckle. “You eat the little cookies, and I’ll eat you.”

Song Yu let out a muffled groan, his fingertips going numb. “…”

This damned rabbit, his flirting skills have improved again.

After holding and kissing him for a long time, Rong Shi’s “cat deficiency syndrome” was slightly relieved.

He went to the kitchen, brought out a plate of little cookies, and made two cups of coffee, deliberately adding double the sugar to Song Yu’s cup.

As soon as he walked out, he saw Song Yu sitting at the bar with lips redder than usual. The warm light from above cast a shadow from his thick eyelashes, a breathtakingly beautiful sight.

The “cat deficiency syndrome” that had just been relieved worsened again.

“Not sweet enough,” Song Yu said after taking a sip. He wanted to reach for the sugar jar but found that the sugar jar that was usually there was gone.

Rong Shi stood opposite him, holding a cup. “Don’t look for it. From now on, the sugar jar will disappear from your sight.”

Song Yu: “…Just one more cube.”

Rong Shi: “No.”

Song Yu: “Half a cube.”

Rong Shi: “Is it really not sweet enough?”

Song Yu nodded.

Rong Shi handed over his own cup. “Then let’s switch.”

Song Yu: “…”

His protest was fruitless. Song Yu picked up a small cookie and took a bite, huffing angrily, “You’re the only one who dares to treat me like this.”

Rong Shi’s hand, holding the coffee, paused. For a moment, he seemed to see the big cat from the video.

After his memories of his past life awakened, Song Yu just treated it as having an extra part of his memory and hadn’t changed much.

But occasionally, a little bit of the big cat’s shadow would leak out inadvertently.

Maybe he himself hadn’t even noticed.

Rong Shi sat down and asked in a calm voice, “Was everything today smooth?”

Song Yu: “Third Uncle’s side has already configured the new equipment according to your instructions. They took the processed energy stone samples today. The testing will probably take a month. If it goes smoothly, we can start producing new energy armaments.”

Rong Shi: “That piece was what I made before. I’ve redone it in the past two days. The theoretical energy utilization rate can be increased by 5%.”

As he spoke, he called for 01.

But 01 didn’t appear for a long time.

Rong Shi walked towards the bedroom and saw two spinning metal balls on the bookshelf.

01: “Brother, I earned money!”

00: “00 also earned money.”

01: “I earned 3 star coins! I just need to save for another 100 years to buy an energy stone!”

00: “I’ll save too!”

Rong Shi: “…”

Should he consider giving the stupid mechas a monthly allowance?

An arm suddenly wrapped around his waist, and Song Yu pressed against him from behind.

Song Yu leaned on Rong Shi’s shoulder and gently nibbled on his gland.

“Brother, is the effect of the last marking still there?”

Rong Shi’s eyes darkened slightly as he grabbed his hand and led him inside.

He thought he would be taken directly to the bed, but instead, they turned into the bathroom.

Facing Song Yu’s dissatisfied gaze, Rong Shi squeezed some toothpaste onto a toothbrush and handed it to him. “If you eat sugar and don’t brush your teeth, you’ll get cavities.”

Song Yu took it with a wooden face. “…”

His habit of ruining the atmosphere hasn’t changed at all.

The next morning during class, Liu Hong suddenly snuck in through the back door of the classroom.

“Boss, save me!” Liu Hong pushed Qin Luo aside and sat down with a plop. “I got wrecked in Star Battle last night!”

Rong Shi: “It’s just a game, no need to be so serious.”

Liu Hong: “But the key is, I was streaming live! To tens of millions of viewers! It’s one thing to just kill me, but they also personally attacked me. They have no morals!”

Rong Shi was worn down and, having no temper left, agreed to go on the game tonight to see.

It was a rare period of leisure, and since his subordinate was being bullied, he couldn’t just sit by and do nothing.

He also wanted to see who exactly could wreck Liu Hong.

Everyone else in the classroom was listening with their ears pricked up. Hearing that Rong Shi was going on Star Battle to wreck someone, they immediately perked up.

Just after noon, the military academy forum was already buzzing with discussion.

“So rare, the old salted fish is going to wreck someone!”

“A once-in-a-lifetime series, the old salted fish is finally going to rise!”

“Speaking of which, with a personality as cold and serious as the Chairman’s, does he usually play Star Battle?”

“It has the feeling of an old father standing up for his son, hahaha—”

“The strength of the Star Battle Rabbit God is there for all to see. It’s really hard to say if the Chairman can win against him.”

“I don’t know if the old salted fish will make a move, but if His Highness also goes, it will definitely be a spectacular show. Star Battle’s servers are in danger, lololol.”

That night at eight o’clock, Liu Hong started streaming live again, vowing to pull down the one who had wrecked him from his pedestal.

“I’m putting my words here today. If the boss I invited today can’t handle him, then I’ll run naked wearing only socks!”

At 8:05 PM, Rong Shi and Song Yu entered the live stream room.

The number of viewers in the live stream room quickly skyrocketed.

After entering the game, Rong Shi’s cold voice sounded in the live stream room: “Where is the person who wrecked you?”

Liu Hong typed a string of provocative words and sent them to the public channel.

Rabbit God R10 was already a household name in Star Battle. It was said that the officials and some top clubs had offered him sky-high prices to sign him, but he had refused them all, being unbelievably aloof.

Every time he went online, many people would discuss it on the public channel, and his whereabouts were almost no secret.

Liu Hong didn’t have him as a friend, so he could only shout on the public channel and ask others for directions.

Just as he sent it, he glanced at the comment section of the live stream and it exploded. He took a closer look and was dumbfounded.

“Damn, damn, damn! I’m an idiot!”

“Ahhhhhhhh, as expected! The Rabbit God is our school’s Chairman, I’m alive again!!!”

“Big Liu, are you trying to get the boss to wreck himself? Hahaha.”

“Big Liu, your enemy is right beside you! But you probably can’t get your revenge, hahaha.”

“You got wrecked by your own backer and you didn’t even know it. What kind of sand sculpture are you, old Liu?”

“Serves you right for being cheeky, robbing your own boss. You’re done for.”

“Owww, owww, owww, if the Rabbit God is the Chairman, then the Cat Master is—?!!”

“I’m so nervous my heart is about to jump out!!!”

Something was wrong, very wrong!

“Quick, switch to the Chairman’s perspective!” Bai Ting pushed Liu Hong, unable to look directly.

Liu Hong quickly switched over and saw Rong Shi’s ID and virtual avatar. He didn’t feel good at all.

At this moment, Song Yu’s voice sounded in the live stream room, a pleasant voice tinged with an ambiguous smile.

“So it was you three who were robbing people last night.”

After seeing Song Yu’s virtual avatar, Liu Hong / Bai Ting / Hu Feng: “…” Something was wrong!

Rong Shi: “Instead of playing the game properly, you engage in these kinds of activities.”

Liu Hong / Bai Ting / Hu Feng: “…………”

Rong Shi: “Tomorrow morning at eight, you all come to the student council office. We’ll sit down and have a chat.”

Liu Hong / Bai Ting / Hu Feng: “…………”

Their attempt to ride on a powerful backer’s coattails had backfired, and now they were facing a huge debt of test papers. The three of them instantly felt that their future was bleak.

But the viewers in the live stream room were in an uproar—

“Oh my god! The CP I ship in the third dimension and the CP I ship in real life are the same pair!”

“Owww, owww, owww, owww, I’ve shipped it, I’ve shipped it!”

“So the Rabbit God and the Cat Master are both alphas? Then I’m heartbroken, boohoohoohoo—”

“You think being heartbroken is the worst? No, I’ve been turned gay, boohoo—”

“A divine couple! I’m so happy I could die!”

“No wonder the Chairman and His Highness had a flash marriage. It turns out they’ve known each other for many years!”

“A textbook online romance! Are there any analysis masters who can make a tutorial? I also want to have an online romance with a handsome and strong alpha wife, boohoo.”

“I never thought alphas would be attracted to each other. It must be true love, hahaha—”

Rong Shi looked at this farce, feeling a bit helpless.

Seeing the comments in the comment section getting more and more outrageous, he thought for a moment and still responded.

“Online dating has its risks, don’t imitate it easily,” Rong Shi said in a calm voice. “And I don’t like Xiao Yu because he is an omega or an alpha.”

After the serious response, the comments stopped for a moment, then came back even more fiercely.

“Such an old Versailles,” Song Yu chuckled lightly. “But I like it.”

Rong Shi: “…”

You’re about the same.

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Author’s note:

The next day in the student council office—

Rong Bunny: Want to write test papers?

Liu Hong and others: …I don’t dare to anymore, QuQ.