#This is the Q&A special I did on Weibo on April 5th. A kind soul helped transcribe it! (Thank you, thank you, bows~) Because it’s only visible for half a year there, I’m archiving it in the bonus extras so it can be seen anytime!
#The questions were asked by readers, and the answers were written by me!

01: Sister, when was the last time Fu Rangyi got jealous?
Zhu Zhixi: The most recent time was during a meal. I was scrolling through videos and saw a beta model, so I shared it with him saying “This beta is so tall.” He confiscated my phone and told me to eat properly and not play with it… Later, when I got my phone back, I found that the blogger had been mysteriously “blocked” by me ()

02: What were Xiao Zhu’s grades like in school? Haha.
He loved to chat during class. He often lost points due to carelessness on small tests, so his grades were above average. But he always performed exceptionally well on major exams.

03: Does Da Zhu follow Princess Xixi’s blogger account? But it’s hard to imagine Da Zhu’s behavior on video platforms.
Zhu Zeran would share Zhu Zhixi’s videos in a group chat and laugh (he would also take screenshots to make stickers), while also reporting negative comments and barrage messages.

04: Sister, I want to know what Nian Nian and Xixi’s phone wallpapers are.
Fu Rangyi: My phone wallpaper is his photo. His phone wallpaper is also his photo.
(Zhu Zhixi: Hehe)

05: Who gets jealous more! What does the other person do to resolve it when they get jealous?
Zhu Zhixi: Him! What else can I do but coax him~ If coaxing works, I’ll coax him. If it doesn’t, I’ll seduce him.

06: If the two sweethearts opened a store, what kind of store would it be?
Zhu Zhixi: A flower shop where you can drink coffee and buy handmade cups.
(Zhu Zeran: Does your flower shop sell flowers?)
Fu Rangyi: A second-hand bookstore.

07: It seems that Professor Fu always calls him “baby” or “darling” during intimate moments. Can he swear just once?
Fu Rangyi: I won’t. I feel it’s not very respectful to him.
(Zhu Zhixi: I’ve never heard him swear, but when he really scolds someone, it’s worse than swearing…)

08: Does Professor Fu sing off-key?
Zhu Zhixi: He sings surprisingly well. Once, a friend of mine came back to the country to see me and organized a gathering. Fu Rangyi lost a game of truth or dare. He’s thin-skinned, so I chose singing for him (it was really the simplest option, but I was still worried because he had never sung before). The result was that he was at a singer’s level!
(Fu Rangyi: Actually, I was in the school choir.)

09: If Chuchu woke up one day and the two had swapped souls but had to go to work, what kind of funny things would happen?
Zhu Zhixi: Then I would choose to give the students a temporary presentation and let them go up and speak!
Fu Rangyi: First, you have to tell me what Zhu Zhixi’s work is for today…

10: Question for Da Zhu-ge: Are you still on your sister-in-law’s blacklist?
He Xueyao: Him? In and out. Depends on my mood.

11: Do the husband-and-husband pair usually show off their affection to Li Qiao? Hahahahahaha.
Li Qiao: Heh, Fu Rangyi is like he’s sick. For a while, Zhu Zhixi seemed to be learning pottery, and he would send me pictures of Zhu Zhixi’s ugly clay creations every day.
(Zhu Zhixi: !! Mu Zishanqiao, you have no manners.)

12: If you have a disagreement, how do you usually resolve it?
Fu Rangyi: We rarely have disagreements on major issues. For minor ones, he resolves me. (Zhu Zhixi: Hehe)

13: Is there anything you must do every night before bed?
Fu Rangyi: Not before, but he’s been staying up late recently. I confiscate his phone and then read him literature to help him sleep ().

14: Do Yi and Xi prefer to watch the sunrise or the sunset!
Fu Rangyi: Sunrise, I guess. It has a feeling of a new beginning.
Zhu Zhixi: I like the sunset, especially the period when the evening clouds appear and then disappear, turning into the blue hour. It’s very, very beautiful.

15: What are the lovebirds’ favorite stickers?
Zhu Zhixi: I like that jumping puppy “oi” sticker!
Fu Rangyi: I made the photo I took of him as a rabbit into a sticker.

16: Professor Fu, can you share some tips for giving nicknames?
Fu Rangyi: No skill, all based on emotion. (Zhu Zhixi: Negative emotion, right?)

17: By the way, does either of them sleep restlessly at night? Kicking off the covers and such, hahahaha.
Fu Rangyi: His sleeping is like touring a double bed.

18: Does Fu Rangyi still secretly persuade people when he sees others say AB relationships are not good online? Will Xixi see him secretly typing?
Fu Rangyi: I only ever persuade people to break up online.

19: What is the most attractive thing about the other person?
Zhu Zhixi: Lively, cheerful, cute, enthusiastic, upright, kind, brave, considerate… (Hey, wait! I read the question backwards. I thought it was what the other person finds most attractive about me, sorry.)
Fu Rangyi: First of all, his face. (This one was also led astray and read it backwards.)

20: Do the two of them play murder mystery games! I feel like Xiao Zhu really likes this kind of role-playing!! Would Professor Fu have already guessed that Xiao Zhu is the murderer but still dote on him?
Zhu Zhixi: He wouldn’t dote on me at all. He’s super competitive……………….
Fu Rangyi: You have to be responsible for the game.

21: Sister, under what circumstances was that photo of Xiao Xi taken, the one Li Qiao said Fu Rangyi can’t take pictures?
Fu Rangyi: It was taken when he fell asleep in the passenger seat. I actually think that photo is very cute. He was wearing sunglasses, sleeping like a little pig fortune teller.

22: What is your favorite sport to do together?
Zhu Zhixi: Snorkeling and hiking!
Fu Rangyi: Does it have to be an outdoor sport?

23: Does Xiao Zhu find Professor Fu more charming when his mouth is poisonous or when he’s sweet-talking?
Zhu Zhixi: He’s most charming when he’s sweet-talking me and cold and harsh to others.

24: Does Professor Fu post photos of himself and Xiao Zhu on his Moments?
Fu Rangyi: My Moments are all shares of papers or conferences. But my Moments background is a photo of me and him surrounded by puppies on our wedding day.

25: The couple has two pairs of wedding rings. Which pair do they usually wear?
They usually wear the pair of rings from his mother’s collection. Xiao Zhu thinks that one is more convenient, as the gemstone ring is easy to scratch. Professor Fu wears it because he feels his mother’s ring is more meaningful, and it’s a real “pair of rings” (someone really cares about this point).

26: What are Professor Fu’s favorite little unconscious actions of Xiao Zhu?
Fu Rangyi: He really has a lot of unconscious little actions. I like it when he squeezes against me when we walk, when he squats down and curls into a ball when he’s waiting for me, and when he suddenly reaches out his index finger to touch my eyebrow while I’m talking (I don’t know why). (Zhu Zhixi: No reason, it looks good.)

27: What is the first thing Xiao Fu and Xiao Zhu do after waking up?
Fu Rangyi: Kiss Zhu Zhixi, wash up, and after washing up, kiss Zhu Zhixi.
Zhu Zhixi: Of course, I play on my phone first to wake up. When he comes to rush me, I’ll just hang on to him (that’s how I get out of bed!).

28: Brother, what was the reason you started to think Xiao Zhu and Professor Fu were together?
Da Zhu: His face. (Heh)

29: Sweetheart, I really want to know what would happen if Zhixi was Professor Fu’s student.
Fu Rangyi: I don’t like this “if.” (A very upright teacher who cannot accept student-teacher relationships.)
Zhu Zhixi: I don’t like it either, but it’s because of his high school experience.

30: I want to ask this: was the favorite knitted shirt of Xiao Zhu that was torn during the permanent marking returned?
Zhu Zhixi: He mended it for me! And you can’t even tell it was torn. He’s so good, he’s practically a knitting man. Oh right, the rabbit suit is also sewn up ().

31: If you traveled back in time and met each other as children, what would you do? (Really looking forward to this one.)
Zhu Zhixi: It depends on how young we travel back to. If it’s when he was a baby, I’d take him to my house. If it’s high school, I’d first go and beat up that beast-in-human-guise teacher, then shake him awake and tell him not to fall for it!
Fu Rangyi: I would just watch from afar and take a few pictures (a certain A who is very worried that his every move will cause a butterfly effect and he won’t be able to meet Zhu Zhixi in the future).

32: During From1’s susceptible period, how does he most want Xiao Zhu to soothe him?
Fu Rangyi: Become my nest.

33: If Professor Fu had a countdown, what would his reaction be after just finding out? Would he try to save himself?
Fu Rangyi: I would first go to Li Qiao to have my brain checked, then have my eyes checked. If there are no problems, I would just continue working and pretend it doesn’t exist.

34: Does Xiao Xi prefer to eat polyploid strawberries (the weirdly shaped ones) or the small, regular-shaped ones?
Zhu Zhixi: I like big, red, standard-shaped strawberries! Usually, while washing the strawberries, I’ll first hold a small strawberry beauty pageant, select the winners and put them aside, and eat them last! (Then one time, I picked one and Fu Rangyi, who was passing by, ate it!!
Fu Rangyi: (stunned) Why are you suddenly squealing?)

35: After Da Zhu knows about the nickname “Princess Xixi,” will he also call his sister-in-law “Princess”?
Da Zhu will only teasingly call Zhu Zhixi “Xixi prin~~cess~~~~”

36: Do the couple play pocky? Like eating and then…
Zhu Zhixi: We’ve played!!
Fu Rangyi: Zhu Zhixi will nibble off the biscuit shell and leave only the filling inside, and then force me to eat it.

36: Do the couple play pocky? Like eating and then…
Zhu Zhixi: We’ve played!!
Fu Rangyi: Zhu Zhixi will nibble off the biscuit shell and leave only the filling inside, and then force me to eat it.

37: If Xiao Zhu uses an umbrella, would it be a long umbrella, a short umbrella, or a transparent umbrella? www
Xiao Zhu: Whatever umbrella I can find, I’ll use! Usually, I can’t find one at all ().

38: Do you want to be lovers in the next life too?
Zhu Zhixi: Of course! I want to in the past life too!
Fu Rangyi: If there really is a next life and we are both human.

39: If you could share one of the five senses, which would you share first?
Fu Rangyi: Smell, so he can smell my pheromones. He’s always wanted to smell them.
Zhu Zhixi: Smell, I guess! He really hates waking up every day smelling all kinds of pheromones. I’d give him my sense of smell so his nose can have some peace and quiet~

40: In Xiao Zhu’s eyes, what kind of existence is his brother?
Xiao Zhu: An existence that can not exist most of the time.

41: If From1 woke up one day and found he had become a puppy, what would his reaction be? Would he go and scare Xiao Zhu?
Fu Rangyi: 1. Remember to settle the score with the fire hydrant afterwards. 2. Go find Zhu Zhixi and lick his hand.

42: Does Xiao Zhu make fitness meals for From1~ Or does he cause trouble when he’s working out? Hahahaha.
Xiao Zhu: I can do this. Don’t you guys think fitness diet meals and dog food are very similar? I used to make dog food every day, so I’m very experienced. (Fu Rangyi: ……)

43: What do the lovebirds do after a meal?
Fu Rangyi: We’ll go for a walk in the small park, listening to Zhu Zhixi talk as we walk.

44: Brother-in-law and sister-in-law Q&A: Name the most charming thing about the other person.
He Xueyao & Zhu Zeran: Nothing.

45: Does Professor Fu have any particularly cute subconscious little actions?
Zhu Zhixi: He tilts his head subconsciously when he encounters something he doesn’t understand. That’s super puppy-like! And he squints when he wakes up in the morning without his glasses on.

46: Will Xiao Yu become addicted to the internet after getting a phone? Hhhhh.
Xiao Yu: I’m still using a little angel phone watch.

47: If either of you is in a bad mood, how does the other person comfort them? Does Fu Rangyi act cute?
Zhu Zhixi: When I’m in a bad mood, Fu Rangyi will hug, pat, rub, pinch, and kiss me, and eat ice cream with me. When he’s in a bad mood, I’ll talk to him, help him analyze what went wrong, then guide him to talk it out, and then say, “You see, isn’t this very simple? It’s fine once it’s resolved. You can definitely solve it.”

48: How do the two of you feel and what do you do when you encounter a love rival?
Zhu Zhixi: I’ll throw a tantrum at Fu Rangyi regardless of right or wrong ().
Fu Rangyi: I’ll declare my sovereignty through actions and be sarcastic with my words.

49: Question, when does Xiao Xi find Professor Fu the sexiest?
Zhu Zhixi: You guys might find this strange, but I think he’s sexiest when he’s teaching and when he’s cooking. (As expected, his xp is hot nerd and husband material.)

50: How did From1 realize he had fallen for Xiao Zhu?
Fu Rangyi: When I suddenly wanted to buy him a wedding ring when we stayed overnight at the Fu family home.

51: Can you reveal what Zhu Zhixi’s social media ID is? Is it something with his name like “Zhi Wo Zhe Xi,” or something completely unrelated? (Trying to find Xiao Zhu’s alternate account.)
[Xixi Bu Xixi] (Because it was originally a video account opened to complain about Da Zhu, hahahahaha.)

52: Sister! Can we get Ruby back?
Fu Rangyi: I’ve seriously considered this question because Zhu Zhixi clamors about getting Ruby back every few days (Xiao Zhu: As he should!). But our work is too busy. Ruby is a large dog that needs a lot of space and a lot of outdoor exercise. The Fu family has an auntie who takes care of her specifically and can let her run in the yard every day. The dog is happier staying there. (Xiao Zhu: But we often take her out for picnics in the car!)

53: Regarding travel, would Xiao Xi take Xiao Fu to places he’s been to and act as his tour guide, or would the two of them unlock new maps and explore together!!
Zhu Zhixi: New maps, of course! Happy Xiao Zhu doesn’t retrace his steps!

54: What happened to the remaining suicide note fragments at home?
Fu Rangyi: Don’t mention it. Every time we do a big clean-up, a few more pieces turn up. But we have an agreement: for every piece found, I get to bully him once (it’s become something to look forward to now).

55: Unnie! Question for Professor Fu/Xiao Xi: Would you rather have a five-year-old Zhu Zhixi/Fu Rangyi or five Zhu Zhixis/Fu Rangyis?
Fu Rangyi: The five-year-old, I guess. I think he must have been particularly cute as a child. I often have this feeling of wanting to raise him when I look at him.
Zhu Zhixi: Five! (Without hesitation.)
(Zhu Zeran: Can you handle it??)

56: When Professor Fu has long hair, will Zhu Zhixi style it for him in many ways?
(Braid-styling expert plus one)
Zhu Zhixi: I really want to, but I don’t know how yet. Let me learn. (Professor Fu: This guy can pull out my scalp just by tying a small ponytail.)

57: So what does Li Qiao’s pheromone smell like! Fu Rangyi surprisingly hasn’t criticized him for smelling bad. I don’t think it was mentioned in the text (?).
Li Qiao: I’m cypress + rosemary!
(Zhu Zhixi (sniffing): What does that smell like? Fu Rangyi (pinching his nose): A very strange smell.)

58: Sister, sister! I want to know if Yi and Xi coax or stop during intimate moments!!
We’ll coax, and we’ll stop, but then Zhu Zhixi will start whining again, so we can’t stop for long. (Fu Rangyi: His energy is actually quite vigorous.)

59: Do they play games when they have free time? Hhh, I feel like if Xiao Zhu can’t win, he’ll shout at Professor Fu, “Husband, come save me! A,” and then Professor Fu will make demands, like making out.
Zhu Zhixi: You wouldn’t have guessed! He can’t play games, so I’m the one saving him!

60: If Xiao Zhu hadn’t met Professor Fu, how would he have spent this life!
Zhu Zhixi: He won’t let me answer this question (.

61: When the couple is out on the street and a fan (a vlog blogger fan) recognizes them and secretly discusses them on their social media, will Xiao Zhu find out? If he finds out, what will he do? For example, go up and say hi?
Fu Rangyi: It would be troublesome if Zhu Zhixi found out. He would enthusiastically rush up to chat with them and take photos with them. It’s an introvert’s hell. (Zhu Zhixi: He would buy milk tea for my fans.)

62: Underneath Fu Rangyi’s cold exterior, he hides many delicate thoughts. Has he ever secretly done anything childish or with a contrasting cuteness that Zhu Zhixi hasn’t discovered to this day?
When Fu Rangyi is bored in a meeting, he will play with his bracelet, dialing from the lowest, medium, stronger, to the highest setting, and then back in reverse. Then he’ll do one-two, two-one, one-two-three, three-two-one… and so on, until the administrative meeting is over.

63: Do Yi and Xi take photos of their intertwined fingers to use as their Moments background? Hahaha.
Zhu Zhixi: Previously, the photo of our hands that the store manager took when Fu Rangyi bought the wedding rings was my Moments background. I even deliberately used it to tease him. He stubbornly said it was to let the surrounding colleagues and students know he was married. (Fu Rangyi: That’s the truth.)

64: I want to ask, what are Yi and Xi’s favorite nicknames for each other?
Fu Rangyi: “Husband,” I guess.
Zhu Zhixi: I like it when he suddenly calls me a new nickname I haven’t heard before!
(Fu Rangyi: Little fool? Zhu Zhixi (his little face falls))

65: If Xiao Xi says to From1, “Don’t worry, I won’t touch you with a single finger,” how should From1 respond?
Fu Rangyi: You also know that one finger is not enough.

66: I want to ask Xiao Zhu and Xiao Fu, what actions do they actually like to see the other person do to them the most? Cuddling or kissing?
Zhu Zhixi: I like being held by him, especially hanging on him like a koala, and then hooking his neck for a kiss.
Fu Rangyi: I like to bury my face in his neck.

67: Sister, I want to know, if Yi and Xi go to see a movie together, what genre would they choose? Comedy, archaeology, history?
Zhu Zhixi: I want to see tomb-raiding movies like Indiana Jones, and also The Mummy and stuff like that. He finds it all very speechless but will watch it with me, hahaha!
Fu Rangyi: I prefer to watch horror movies, and I like to grab Zhu Zhixi to watch with me, otherwise there’s no atmosphere.
(Zhu Zhixi’s abbreviation, zzx, can sometimes be translated as “squeak squeak.”)

68: Question: If you could only say one more thing to the other person, what would you choose to say?
Zhu Zhixi: Is it number 6?
Fu Rangyi: Hmm, number 9. You’ve got the wrong person, so this “if” doesn’t count.
Zhu Zhixi: Then let’s go~ (a couple with tacit understanding)

69: Can the couple draw? Whose drawing skills are better?
Zhu Zhixi: He’s very good at drawing, especially buildings, still lifes, landscapes, and things like that. Surprisingly very professional.
Fu Rangyi: He’s the professional one.

70: Question: What is the biggest change in both Fu and Xi after meeting each other! I want to know.
Zhu Zhixi: The biggest change… I used to think I was very freedom-loving, liked an unrestrained life, leaving whenever I wanted without reporting my whereabouts to anyone. But now, whatever small thing I encounter outside, I want to share it with him. I want to go home quickly to be with him, or bring him along~
Fu Rangyi: Learning to express affection correctly, instead of intentionally saying mean things that I don’t mean.

71: Xiao Xi, if Death stood before you one day, what would you say to them?
Zhu Zhixi: Isn’t my mother very beautiful?

72: Fu Rangyi, would you secretly follow Xiao Zhu’s video account and then like, comment, and forward his posts? If so, how long would it take for Zhu Zhixi to find out it’s Fu Rangyi? (A much-anticipated cover-blowing moment.)
Fu Rangyi: I’ve been following him for a long time. I’ll like his posts. I’ve even replied to other people’s comments before. So far, Zhu Zhixi hasn’t mentioned it, so he probably hasn’t found out.
Zhu Zhixi: I found out a long time ago. Not long after we got into a contract marriage, there was a comment saying they liked me so much that if I had a lover, they would cry to death. Then a black-headed new account replied to him: He’s married, you can cry now. (When I clicked on it, all the accounts it followed were archaeology and science popularization accounts.)

73: Do you swap clothes?
Fu Rangyi: He often wears my clothes. I can’t wear his clothes (the size difference is there).

74: Do Professor Fu and Xiao Zhu like to take Polaroid pictures? Yesterday I went to play and saw a lot of people lining up at a Polaroid spot. Would Xiao Zhu take Professor Fu to take pictures!
Zhu Zhixi: I don’t need to take him out to take pictures. I have a whole bunch of Polaroids and various cameras! I take a lot every time I go out!
Fu Rangyi: But he will take me to take photo booth pictures, and we have to wear dog ears.

75: In Xiao Zhu’s heart, what is the most touching thing Professor Fu has done for him?
Zhu Zhixi: He takes every word I say to heart. This is really hard because I talk a lot, and many times people just listen without really hearing. I don’t even remember it myself, but Fu Rangyi will remember every little detail and suddenly respond to me with actions when I least expect it. For example, the apple candy I didn’t get to eat for Christmas, he proposed to make an apple candy tower at our wedding…. This is really, really touching.

76: Will From1 appear frequently in Xiao Zhu’s vlogs in the future?!
Zhu Zhixi: Professor Fu doesn’t really like to be on camera, but since we live together, it’s inevitable that he’ll be filmed. People now really like to play the “find Xixi’s husband” game in my videos, hh.

77: So, do the little couple really not dig for wild vegetables in the spring?
Fu Rangyi: Previously, Zhu Zhixi insisted on picking mushrooms. The result was that he went to the hospital for an IV drip the next day. This time, I firmly forbid him from doing dangerous activities like foraging for wild mushrooms ().

78: I want to know who usually eats more, Xiao Zhu or From1?
Fu Rangyi: Zhu Zhixi doesn’t eat his meals properly, but he can eat ten snacks a day.

79: The bunny boy play is done. Are there any other favorites you most want to try? () Study room play, is there any??
Zhu Zhixi: I want to wait for his hair to grow long, and then see the scene of him tying his sweaty hair up while he’s on top of me. (Fu Rangyi: You’re quite imaginative.)

80: Do Xiao Xi and From1 ever swap clothing styles!
Zhu Zhixi: We do! Once when we went out on a date, I wore a shirt and overcoat with gold-rimmed glasses, and he wore a leather jacket with sunglasses on his head and a diamond ear stud (an inexplicable scummy A vibe).

81: Chuchu, what breed of puppy is Xueqiu?
A small white mixed-breed dog.