The Ex-Husband Roleplay System Has Crashed

Title: 前夫哥扮演系统崩溃了[快穿]
Author: 气泡小鸟
Total Chapters: 370+ (Ongoing)
Description:
There’s a type of novel where, in the early stages, the protagonist is always a poor judge of character and gives their heart to the wrong person. Only after being battered and bruised do they finally wake up, kick the scumbag to the curb, and rise to become a winner in both love and career.
This kind of story is commonly known as a “change-the-gong crematorium” novel.
In such novels, besides the main couple, there is another important character who runs through the whole story and cannot be ignored—
the ex-husband scumbag who wronged the protagonist shou.
—
A huge disaster struck the Space-Time Book Bureau.
An ex-husband NPC in one of the book-worlds awakened self-awareness, patted his butt, and ran off. Before leaving, he even hacked the Bureau’s database, causing the role of “ex-husband” in multiple worlds to go missing, pushing those worlds to the brink of collapse.
The Ex-Husband Roleplaying System “N001” was ordered in at the critical moment. It binds hosts and sends them into endangered worlds to fill in the missing key plot points.
After reading the eye-searing original novels, the forcibly saddled hosts all respond with cold, cutting expressions:
“Are you sure your name isn’t the ‘Cuckold System’?”
The system answers awkwardly:
“…Host, you just need to follow the script and be as much of a scumbag to the male lead as possible. Once the real top gong takes his place, you can retire in glory!”
Host:
“Got it. The scumbag ex-husband deserves a miserable death, but as long as I complete the mission, I get to come back to life looking fabulous.”
Some time later—
the system starts crying like a pig being slaughtered:
“Host, aaaah…! Why is it that all the scumbag plot has already been completed, but the protagonist’s affection for you keeps rising?! Hurry up and divorce him already!”
The host looks down at the protagonist cuddling and acting spoiled in his arms, and says with practiced coldness:
“Let’s divorce.”
Protagonist: “?”
—What kind of nonsense is this guy pulling now?
—So today it’s divorce play?
—
World 1: Hormonal Illusion
You are a dark, despicable playboy bastard son. As an Alpha, your reputation is already rotten to the core, yet your pheromone compatibility with that proud, arrogant aristocratic Omega is as high as 100%.
The other party’s gland has a fatal defect, leaving him no choice but to enter a marriage alliance with you. After marriage, his cold personality gives way to excessive dependence on your pheromones, and he lets you do whatever you want.
All you know is—
he was once your elder brother’s fiancé, and that alone greatly satisfies your desire for revenge.
So you viciously grab the back of his neck and sneer into his ear:
“Has my brother tasted you like this too?”
—
World 2: Childhood Sweethearts in Doubt
You are a perfectly ordinary office worker. One day, on the street, you unexpectedly run into a childhood friend from the orphanage. He is now a household-name superstar, worlds apart from you.
Even so, the two of you still get married.
After marriage, your paranoia grows worse and worse, and your need for control becomes stronger and stronger. Checking his phone is no longer enough for you…
In the end, you lock him inside the house and repeatedly demand in a harsh voice:
“Say something! Are those rumors true or not?!”
—
World 3: Cultivation
Take-advantage-of-someone-in-crisis / sleazy ghost-doctor ex-husband
Seriously injured and amnesiac / righteous immortal gentleman shou
“Immortal lord, please undress. Let me examine your injuries.”
“…Alright.”
—
World 4: Apocalypse
Cowardly ordinary-man ex-husband / hands over his wife to someone else
Obsessive, devoted black-lotus / black-bellied esper boss shou
“For me, can’t you just endure it?”
—
World 5: Ancient Setting
Forced possession / old feudal fossil ex-husband
As lowly as grass / beautiful widowed shou with a child
“Quiet down. Your little brat is right next door.”
—
World 6: Western Fantasy
Handsome, brutal, but good at pretending / duke obsessed with collecting beauties
Low-born but beautiful / male servant with succubus bloodline
“You are my private property. Nothing more.”
—
World 7: Zerg
Fickle-hearted / transmigrated male zerg
Drawn in like a moth to flame / commoner military female zerg
“You’re just an insect specimen without a soul.”
—
World 8: Just Don’t Want a Divorce
Drama-queen troublemaker / ex-husband reborn after running away from home
Broad-minded and endlessly tolerant / devoted sworn elder brother
“That’s right. I’m dragging this out with you for both our lifetimes.”
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Reading Notes:
Not suitable for readers with extreme character-position preferences.
Double virgins, 1V1, HE, medium-to-slow quick transmigration.
There may be melodrama, but underneath it all is a sweet and healing heart.
This is a collection of separate arcs; the order may change during writing.
The setting is completely fictional and unrelated to reality; please do not map it onto real life.