Bonus Extra: 100 Questions on Compatibility

—Segment for assigning the host for the first fifty and last fifty questions—

Zhu Zeran: I want the last fifty questions! (directly snatches the cards!!)
Zhu Zhixi: No! I strongly object!!
Zhu Zeran: Why?
Zhu Zhixi: Seriously, what kind of pervert are you that you like to pry into your own brother’s sex life?? Is this right?
Zhu Zeran: (unconcerned) What is there about you that I don’t know? Besides, my brother-in-law doesn’t even mind.
Fu Rangyi: …I mind too. (The position of Family Planning Committee member is truly not suitable for the last fifty questions.)

Due to the strong opposition from the couple, Zhu Zeran reluctantly returned the cards for the last fifty questions and grudgingly served as the host for the first fifty. This guest was not in a good mood, and his questioning attitude was slightly negative. Please forgive him. (Zhu Zeran: (looking through the cards) What kind of stupid questions are these…))

Q1. Zhu Zeran (expressionless and emotionless tone): Name, report it.
Zhu Zhixi: What’s with the attitude, Da Zhu? Are you here as a guest or to interrogate a prisoner?
Zhu Zeran: Just answer the question. Why do you have so much to say, you little brat??
Zhu Zhixi: You’re really… (is pulled back by his husband)
Fu Rangyi: I am Fu Rangyi. This is my partner, Zhu Zhixi. (serious and earnest)

Q2. Zhu Zeran: (glances at the card) Oh, how old are you two?
Zhu Zhixi: 26.
Fu Rangyi: 30.
Zhu Zeran: You’re really 30? (sizing him up) You don’t look it. I thought you were lying about your age before.
Fu Rangyi: (no expression but takes it as a compliment) You too.
Zhu Zhixi: He means your emotional intelligence is so childish you don’t seem like an adult. (shaking his head)

Q3. Zhu Zeran (so angry he laughs instead): I can’t be bothered to argue with a little brat like you… What are your genders?
Zhu Zhixi: Of course, a free Beta at the top of the food chain! My husband is a little Alpha~
Fu Rangyi: Mm, what he said is right.
Zhu Zeran (pouts) (mouths: What he said is right~)

Q4. Zhu Zeran: Then you two, comment on your own personalities.
Zhu Zhixi: My personality, well, I’m lively and cheerful, smart and cute, upright and kind, full of love, witty and humorous, sweet-mouthed and soft-hearted, loved by all…
Zhu Zeran: (hides his face with the card, whispers to Fu Rangyi) Who is he talking about?
Fu Rangyi: (smiles)
Zhu Zhixi: …Free-spirited, and full of curiosity about the world! (finally finished)
Fu Rangyi: (zoning out)
Zhu Zhixi: (nudges his husband with his elbow) Your turn. Describe your personality.
Fu Rangyi: A rather boring personality.
Zhu Zhixi: (cups his husband’s face) Not at all! You’re very interesting, especially your deadpan sense of humor. I like it a lot. And although your mouth is harsh, you’re kind-hearted, very meticulous, and good at taking care of people. Sometimes when you’re jealous and sulking, you’re super cute…
Zhu Zeran: (can’t bear to look) You talk so much, why don’t you just be his agent and answer everything for him.

Q5. Zhu Zeran (speechlessly changes the card): Describe the other’s personality. Be honest, no proxy answers.
Zhu Zhixi: I just described it. Actually, at first, I also thought Fu Rangyi was an ice-mountain type of guy. Later I found out that was just a facade. His real personality is very soft, and he’s altruistic and service-oriented. The contrast during his susceptible period is even greater, very…
Fu Rangyi: (interrupts) No need to talk about the susceptible period.
Zhu Zhixi: Why? But I really like you during your susceptible period. You’ll blurt out everything you want, like a little puppy, very cute.
Zhu Zeran: Wait, is the susceptible period you guys are talking about the same one I know??
Zhu Zhixi: Of course not. You’re a dog, he’s a doggy doctor.
Fu Rangyi: (answers calmly amidst the bickering) Zhu Zhixi’s personality… he’s different from everyone I’ve ever met. He has a very strong life force, as if nothing in the world can defeat him. He’s very brave, not afraid of clashing with anyone or anything, always curious, always enthusiastic, kind but with principles, won’t let others bully him, very good at loving people, and also very good at being mischievous.

Q6. Zhu Zeran: Yo, my brother-in-law has moments when he talks this much! Alright, when and where did you two first meet?
Zhu Zhixi: Our first meeting was the blind date my dad arranged, at a coffee shop.
Fu Rangyi: Yes, table 9.
Zhu Zhixi: You’re really… (muttering)
Fu Rangyi: Am I wrong?
Zhu Zhixi: You’re right! Table 9!! (very loudly)

Q7. Zhu Zeran: Why are you two so hung up on a number? (flips card) What was your impression of the other person at that time?
Zhu Zhixi: First impression? He was so handsome I suspected I had gone to the wrong table. How could an Alpha of this level be reduced to going on a blind date? I couldn’t figure it out.
Fu Rangyi: I thought he was an Omega.
Zhu Zhixi: That’s it?
Fu Rangyi: I thought he was an Omega with poor number recognition skills.
Zhu Zhixi: …You’re really good at adding details.

Q8. Zhu Zeran: (stifling a laugh) So what do you like about the other person? (Zhu Zeran: Aren’t these questions all so mushy? I’m not participating in this kind of event again. Chuzi: You’d better not.)
Zhu Zhixi: He listens to me very seriously and remembers every word I say. That really makes my heart flutter.
Fu Rangyi: I like many things about him.
Zhu Zhixi: (holds his fist like a microphone to his mouth) You have to choose one, Xiao Fu.
Fu Rangyi: I like that he prioritizes me, believes in me unconditionally, and defends me in front of others.
Zhu Zeran: (has a deep understanding of this point) (nods) A pair of love-struck fools.

Q9. Zhu Zeran: Ooh, I like this question. What do you dislike about the other person?
Zhu Zhixi: (swinging his legs) Actually, I used to dislike that he always subconsciously put his own needs last, always saying “as long as you’re happy.” But later I understood why, and I feel very sorry for him, so I’m slowly helping him change this habit, to love himself a little more~
Fu Rangyi: I dislike that he always has other people’s pheromones on him.
Zhu Zhixi: Can I be blamed for that! I’m a Beta, I don’t know!
Fu Rangyi: Then I dislike that he always has other people’s pheromones on him and doesn’t even know it.
Zhu Zhixi: Dog nose, so petty.

Q10. Zhu Zeran: Well then, Dog Nose and Little Beta, do you think you are compatible with each other?
Fu Rangyi: …Who’s Dog Nose?
Zhu Zhixi: Very good! Extremely perfect! Right, hubby?
Fu Rangyi: Mm. (easily coaxed by a form of address)

Q11. Zhu Zeran (coldly laughs): How do you two usually address each other?
Zhu Zhixi: There are so many. (counting on his fingers) Professor Fu, Xiao Fu, Hubby, Nian Nian… If I’m angry, I’ll call him by his full name, Fu Rangyi. (requires deep breathing)
Fu Rangyi: I call him “Baby” the most. Recently, I’ve been calling him “Princess Xixi” quite often.
Zhu Zeran: ???
Zhu Zhixi: Ahhhhhh— (lets out a marmot scream) Don’t call me that in front of him!

Q12. Zhu Zeran (barely suppresses his laughter): What do you like to be called by the other person the most? I’m asking you, Princess Xixi.
Zhu Zhixi: ………………. Da Zhu, you really deserve a long life.
Zhu Zeran: Thanks, you too.
Zhu Zhixi: I like it most when he calls me “Baby” and “Wifey,” but he almost only calls me “Wifey” during his susceptible period.
Fu Rangyi: I usually like it most when he calls me “Hubby.”
Zhu Zhixi: Hey? Wait a minute, why do I remember someone saying, “Please call me by my full name. Hearing an inappropriate form of address will affect my mood.”
Fu Rangyi: Who said that? Do you have proof?
Zhu Zhixi: This Xiao Fu is too cunning.
Fu Rangyi: (continues) Recently, he occasionally calls me “Gege” (older brother), which I also like very much.
Zhu Zeran: ????? What did you call him? Say that again??
Zhu Zhixi: What, what? (starts playing dumb) Hey, why did your face suddenly turn so dark, Da Zhu? Anyone who didn’t know better would think Dico’s Black Gold Pistol Drumsticks were back for a limited time.
Fu Rangyi: (deliberately repeats) He calls me “Gege.”

Q13. Zhu Zeran (slams the cards down) (through gritted teeth): What… animal… do… you… think… the… other… is… most… like!
Zhu Zhixi: He’s very similar to Ruby, that Merle Border Collie. Very beautiful and super smart.
Fu Rangyi: A rabbit. (without hesitation)

Q14. Zhu Zeran: (annoyed) Which part of the other person’s body do you like the most?
Zhu Zhixi: His face!
Zhu Zeran: Heh, I knew it.
Zhu Zhixi: And his body, pecs, abs, shoulders… I like them all! I like his hands a lot too. His palms are big and his fingers are long.
Fu Rangyi: His eyes, teeth, and mole.

Q15. Zhu Zeran: Alright, then conversely, what part of your own body do you think is most attractive to the other person?
Zhu Zhixi: My face, I guess? I feel like he quite likes my face. Even when we first moved in together and he found me annoying, he would often stare at me, hmph.
Fu Rangyi: (suddenly hit a nerve) Who was staring?
Zhu Zhixi: He uses a rhetorical question when his secret is exposed. Am I right? Xiao Fu, quick, say what part of yourself you think is most attractive to me?
Fu Rangyi: My chest.
Zhu Zeran: Pfft, hahahahaha! Quite self-aware, brother-in-law.

Q16. Zhu Zeran: Have you received any gifts from the other person recently?
Zhu Zhixi: A gift… ah, he recently gave me a handmade little coffee cup. There’s a light pink bunny lying on the rim, and a line of words is engraved on the bottom of the cup: Xiao Zhu needs to drink more water.
Zhu Zeran: Tsk tsk tsk, not bad, Xiao Fu. Make one for me next time.
Fu Rangyi: Mm.
Zhu Zhixi: You even said “mm”?? Who gave you permission to make one for him?
Fu Rangyi: I was just thinking about what words to engrave for my big brother-in-law. (Gift for the Family Planning Committee Member)
Zhu Zeran: Then it’s settled. I’ll be waiting. Hey, you haven’t answered yet. Have you received any gifts from the little piglet?
Fu Rangyi: I have. A collar.
Zhu Zeran: ???
Fu Rangyi: A leather collar with a silver chain in the front. After putting it on the neck, the heart-shaped hollow buckle happens to clamp right over the gland’s position (gestures). So no matter if he pulls me down or lifts me up from below, the buckle will press on the gland, and it will leave a heart-shaped mark that doesn’t fade even the next day, like a stamp.

Q17. Zhu Zeran (recovering from shock): Playing so rough… alright, then what do you think is your biggest flaw?
Zhu Zhixi: My flaw? I’m a bit impulsive and have a three-minute passion.
Fu Rangyi: I don’t think that’s a flaw. It means you have a wide range of interests.
Zhu Zhixi: Oh really? Hubby is right!
Zhu Zeran: (knocks on the table) Who asked you to praise yourselves? Answer the question, quick.
Fu Rangyi: My flaw… I’m not honest enough, I say one thing and mean another, I don’t know how to express my feelings, and I speak harshly to those close to me.
Zhu Zeran: (rubs his nose and mutters) Why do I feel like this kid is dissing me?

Q18. Zhu Zeran: Then what do you think is the other person’s biggest flaw?
Zhu Zhixi: First of all, I want to say this isn’t a flaw, but it could be improved upon. Professor Fu is a bit too insecure. He can’t always straightforwardly say “I want” or “I need.” I hope he can express his needs to me more in the future.
Fu Rangyi: I’m very good at expressing my needs now.
Zhu Zhixi: I’m talking about needs other than that aspect (). What about my flaw? What do you think it is? Quick, say it, say it.
Fu Rangyi: You’re too unguarded around people.
Zhu Zhixi: …You’re going to say especially Alphas again, aren’t you?
Fu Rangyi: You should be guarded against Alphas, Betas, and Omegas.

Q19. Zhu Zeran: This kid is quite guarded… Next question, what does the other person do that makes you unhappy?
Zhu Zhixi: When he’s busy and doesn’t have time to hug me, I get unhappy. So I’ll find ways to disturb him. He used to like to stand while drinking red wine and reading papers. Now he can only sit and read, because he has to hug me.
Fu Rangyi: Recently, what made me most unhappy was that he didn’t eat properly while working outside, got a stomachache from staying up late, and for a whole week, I cooked millet porridge for him, and he still didn’t want to eat it.

Q20. Zhu Zeran: Zhu Zhixi, are you tired of living? (to Fu Rangyi) Brother-in-law did the right thing. Next question, what do you think makes the other person unhappy?
Fu Rangyi: He has a bit of a temper. This question is a bit difficult for him.
Zhu Zhixi: He’s making me unhappy right now!
Fu Rangyi: (laughs) Then what about you? What do you think makes me unhappy?
Zhu Zhixi: Getting too close to other Alphas. Every time he picks me up, as soon as I get in the car, he has to list all the pheromones on me, like reciting a menu. After listing them, he’ll even snap at me: “Next time I’ll just pick you up in a bus. This SUV can’t fit so many people.”

Q21. Zhu Zeran: (laughing at his little brother) Where was your first date?
Zhu Zhixi: First date? Hmm… I think it was the first time I went to S University. Professor Fu accompanied me to watch a play and we went to the cultural festival market together. That was the first date in my heart.
Fu Rangyi: The time we bought the wedding rings.
Zhu Zhixi: (eyes wide) That early?? That doesn’t count.
Fu Rangyi: We went shopping, bought a pair of rings, took a photo to commemorate it, and I sent you home. How is that not a date?

Q22. Zhu Zeran: You can even disagree on this? You’re something else. What were you two thinking at that time?
Zhu Zhixi: What was I thinking… I just thought he was a bit cute. Actually, I had already visited all those stalls and gotten the stamps. The second time was just to make him happy, so I kept secretly glancing at him. I found that Fu Rangyi seems aloof, but sometimes he has some very fun reactions. For example, when he saw the little goldfish at a stall, he would pat my shoulder and point them out to me. Later, he passed an empty stall and stood there for a long time. At first, I thought he wanted to buy something from that stall, but then the owner came back and he pulled me away. I asked him why he didn’t buy anything, and he said it was his student’s stall. They were probably in the restroom, so he was helping to watch it. Isn’t that super cute?
Zhu Zeran: Hehe, I don’t think so. You know that insurance doesn’t cover a love-struck brain, right?
Zhu Zhixi: …Go live a long life.
Fu Rangyi: I don’t think it was cute either. So many things were just left there. If they went missing, he would cry.
Zhu Zhixi: (links arms with him) It was cute. Your turn, answer quickly!
Fu Rangyi: I wasn’t thinking about much at the time. I just thought he looked very good in that ring and wanted to buy it for him. But I felt that Zhu Zhixi didn’t really want it at that time and just wanted to pick one randomly to get it over with.
Zhu Zhixi (peeks over): So you were unhappy at that time?
Fu Rangyi: I wasn’t unhappy. I also knew that this matter shouldn’t have been so serious. Later, my susceptible period came early, and my emotions were a bit unstable. So after watching you go home, I walked around your neighborhood for several laps by myself. I didn’t want you to see me having a fit, and I also regretted letting you go a little. In short, my feelings were very complicated.

Q23. Zhu Zeran: Look how sour my brother-in-law was! Next question, were you two satisfied with the date at that time?
Zhu Zhixi: I was satisfied. That night, I was so hot-headed that I impulsively kissed his cheek.
Fu Rangyi: Satisfied.
Zhu Zhixi: Weren’t you a little unhappy?
Fu Rangyi: I was very satisfied once I had the wedding ring.

Q24. Zhu Zeran: Aren’t you too easily satisfied? Speaking of which, what was the progress of your relationship at that time?
Zhu Zhixi: (coughs drily) Didn’t I say? I kissed his cheek.
Zhu Zeran: Just the cheek?? Are you kidding me? He almost pickled you through and through. He didn’t touch you during his susceptible period? Only a ghost would believe that!
Fu Rangyi: I did touch him. I am very sorry.
Zhu Zeran: Heh, I don’t hear a bit of remorse. What about you? What was the progress when you bought the wedding rings?
Fu Rangyi: We slept in the same room. In the middle of the night, Zhu Zhixi’s blanket fell on me. I got up and covered him properly. In the morning, he changed into my pajamas. After buying the wedding rings, I hugged him in the mall’s atrium. The first hug.

—Zhu Zeran: (gets goosebumps all over from listening to his own brother showing off his love) (is about to look at the next question card when his phone suddenly rings) (His assistant says they’ve found He Xueyao) Where is he? (leaves without a second thought)—

Zhu Zhixi: …Zhu Zeran, you shouldn’t have a locator app on your phone. You should have an anti-fraud center app!
Fu Rangyi: (a false alarm) It’s good to change hosts.

—Knowing that this would happen, a backup host was prepared long ago. A round of applause for: Mu Zishanqiao!!—

Li Qiao: As the eternal Steve in this CP, how could I miss out on such a good thing?
Fu Rangyi: …

Q25. Li Qiao: Ahem, let me see the question. Okay, if you were given a chance to choose again, would you take the initiative to advance the relationship at a certain time or event? Specifically, which point in time?
Zhu Zhixi: Choose again? I was already proactive enough in the first round. I’ve been working hard since the first meeting. All the early progress was thanks to me pushing hard alone… (looks at Fu Rangyi) We were not fated to be, it all depended on my acting skills.
Fu Rangyi: If I could choose again, I would be more proactive during the blind date.
Zhu Zhixi: How would you be proactive?
Fu Rangyi: I would use the fact that you went to the wrong person as leverage to ask you to treat me to dinner after the blind date.