Q26. Li Qiao: That’s hilarious. How long are you going to hold onto that? Next question, what is the other person like when drunk?
Fu Rangyi: Very cute, like a child. He’ll talk nonsense when drunk, but the conversation can somehow continue. He’ll also mistake the bicycle lane icon for a bicycle and try to ride it. He insists on going down the children’s slide in the apartment complex’s common area. But when he gets home, his drunken antics become very adult.
Li Qiao: Tell me more. (expectantly)
Fu Rangyi: Impossible.
Zhu Zhixi: He’s even more adult when he’s drunk, okay? He can seduce people to death even over the phone. He’s practically the reincarnation of a fox spirit.
Li Qiao: I need to hear more about this!!
Zhu Zhixi: In your dreams~

Q27. Li Qiao: …Alright, then who confessed first? What was the scene like?
Zhu Zhixi: (thinks carefully) It was me. I ran to C City to find him during his second susceptible period. At that time, he thought he was very dangerous and wanted to push me away. I got a little anxious and just said “Don’t be afraid, I love you.” Actually, I had no intention of confessing at that time because I thought I wouldn’t live long, but when I saw his careful eyes, I blurted it out.
Fu Rangyi: He went first, and then he confessed for me. After saying “I love you,” he directly said, “You love me too.”
Zhu Zhixi: Hmph, you think I was wrong?
Fu Rangyi: No, you were very right. I had already fallen in love with you long ago.

Q28. Li Qiao: Oh my, then when can you two feel the other’s love?
Fu Rangyi: Many times. He’s different from others. For him, love is completely instinctive, as natural and simple as eating and drinking.
Li Qiao: So abstract. Are there any specific examples?
Fu Rangyi: He’s usually very afraid of pain, his pain tolerance is more sensitive than the average person’s. But because I’m an Alpha, he will indulge me without limits when it comes to marking. Even if I ask him if it hurts, he will smile and say it doesn’t hurt at all, but his forehead is actually covered in cold sweat.
Li Qiao: Oh my god, this is true love. What about you, Xiao Zhu Beta?
Zhu Zhixi: I can often feel that he loves me. For example, when I found he had saved my little snowman in the freezer, and when he spent a lot of effort making many gifts for me. But the most obvious thing is his eyes. The way he looks at me is completely different from the way he looks at others.
Li Qiao: How is it different?
Zhu Zhixi: He looks at others like he’s looking at dogs. He looks at me with puppy eyes.

Q29. Li Qiao: …You’re really something. Next question, what is the most common intimate action in your daily life?
Zhu Zhixi: Kisses. Usually, I’m the one who hooks his neck for a kiss. This Alpha is very bad. He often deliberately dodges back and looks down at me.
Fu Rangyi: I like to see you dizzy and chasing after me for a kiss.
Zhu Zhixi: So bad. Your turn to answer, bad guy.
Fu Rangyi: Theoretically, hugs occur more frequently. All kinds of hugs.
Li Qiao: There are many kinds of hugs? Which one does he like the most?
Fu Rangyi: The kind where he buries his face in my chest.

Q30. Li Qiao: Professor Fu’s chest muscles weren’t trained for nothing. Next question, in public, what is the range of intimate actions you can accept?
Zhu Zhixi: (raises hand) Report, I can accept kissing on the lips in public!
Fu Rangyi: At school, just hugs. Outside of school, kissing is acceptable.
Zhu Zhixi: But you secretly kissed me in the lecture hall at your school last time!
Fu Rangyi: …There was no one there at that time, and it was just on the forehead.

Q31. Li Qiao: So innocent, I wouldn’t have guessed~ Next question, married life can often be very mundane. Has the other person done any small surprises that made you feel it wasn’t mundane?
Zhu Zhixi: Hmm… he made a menu for me. Each page has a printed photo of a dish. There are all kinds of dishes, and desserts too. During holidays, he’ll even add limited-edition festive dishes to the back~ I think it’s so cute that I can’t bear to write or draw on that menu, so later Professor Fu made a little program for ordering food for me, so I can place an order when I’m outside.
Li Qiao: (shakes his head at his buddy) You’re too in love… Has he done any small surprises?
Fu Rangyi: He’s giving me surprises anytime, anywhere. Living with him never feels mundane at all.

Q32. Li Qiao: (applauds his buddy’s standard answer) Next question, do you get jealous?
Zhu Zhixi: Of course. Does there really exist a person in this world who is super in love with someone but never gets jealous for them? I don’t believe it.
Fu Rangyi: I do.

Q33. Li Qiao: Then who do you think gets jealous more easily?
Zhu Zhixi: Him, I guess. You could eat dumplings with his jealousy for New Year’s. Every time he uses pheromones to call someone around me by a name, he’s being jealous. I suspect he has a pheromone roster or something in his brain.
Fu Rangyi: Me.

Q34. Li Qiao: I knew it. So what did the other person do the last time they were jealous?
Zhu Zhixi: The last time… that was a few days ago. I was thinking of coming to record this 100 questions thing, so I wanted to look good and got a haircut. You know, those Tony teachers at the hair salon are very enthusiastic. It’s part of their job, so they complimented me a few more times…
Fu Rangyi: (scoffs) A few times.
Zhu Zhixi: Oh, that’s not important. Anyway, he complimented me, said I looked good, and wanted to record a video to post on his social media to attract followers. As a result, Fu Rangyi stood right behind my chair, with a long face that was super scary. The Tony teacher asked him if he wanted a haircut too, and he said: “No need. My wife likes my hair long.”
Li Qiao: Bro, who asked you?
Zhu Zhixi: That’s not all. I knew he was jealous, so I didn’t add his WeChat or record a video. But these past two days, whenever I’m in front of the mirror styling my hair, he’ll pop out of nowhere and snap at me: “Did that Tony teach you that?”
Li Qiao: He didn’t even call him Tony teacher. So rude.
Fu Rangyi: I am the teacher.
Zhu Zhixi: (lets out a long sigh) Okay, your turn. I don’t even remember the last time I was jealous. I’m too magnanimous.
Fu Rangyi: (scoffs again) So when we came in just now, the makeup artist said he wanted to do my hair. Who was it that grabbed my hand and inexplicably bit it? Was it you? The magnanimous Zhu Zhixi.
Zhu Zhixi: That Omega kept asking all sorts of questions and even wanted your contact information!
Fu Rangyi: Were you jealous or not?
Zhu Zhixi: I was! I was eating your hand!
Fu Rangyi: Not jealous? Then why are you angry?
Zhu Zhixi: Why am I angry? You even smiled at him just now!
Fu Rangyi: …I was clearly smiling at you in the mirror.

Q35. Li Qiao: You two are killing me. A perfect match, really. Next question, do you get angry if the other person is late for a date?
Zhu Zhixi: No. He has never been late. But it’s fine if he’s late. I’ll be even later, hehe.
Fu Rangyi: I don’t get angry, but I will worry.
Zhu Zhixi: So we agreed to call even if we’re late, until we see each other. Otherwise, Xiao Fu will get anxious and secretly smoke again.

Q36. Li Qiao: Then when do you two find the other person most charming?
Zhu Zhixi: When he’s working, especially when he’s standing on the podium teaching a class or giving a report at an academic conference. If he’s also wearing a bite guard, his charm is simply doubled!
Fu Rangyi: Working during the susceptible period is really painful…
Zhu Zhixi: Xiao Fu, an Alpha is most handsome when he’s trying his best to endure and maintain his composure. (pats shoulder) Understand?
Fu Rangyi: He is most charming when he is doing what he likes to do. It’s a charm unrelated to sexual attraction. More accurately, it’s a very strong and vigorous life force.

Q37. Li Qiao: Have you ever discovered a small quirk of the other person that is related to you?
Zhu Zhixi: A quirk related to me… ah, he really, really likes to smell me and my clothes, like a little puppy. Especially when his susceptible period is about to come, he wants to stick to me, his nose rubbing against my neck. He’ll secretly smell my pajamas before washing them. He didn’t use to wear perfume, but now he even wears my most commonly used perfume when he goes out…
Li Qiao: My goodness, he’s using this as a pheromone substitute.
Zhu Zhixi: An expensive substitute, okay? My perfume is super expensive!
Fu Rangyi: A quirk… he likes to see me cry.
Li Qiao: ?? You cry?
Zhu Zhixi: Sometimes during his susceptible period! But it’s rare. He looks really beautiful when he cries, so pitifully beautiful.
Fu Rangyi: Self-pity, maybe. During my susceptible period, you’re usually the one crying from dehydration.

Q38. Li Qiao: What do you do to coax the other person when you’ve made them angry?
Zhu Zhixi: First, of course, is to act cute. If that doesn’t work, I’ll throw a little tantrum. If that still doesn’t work, it means he’s really, really angry. Then I can only cry a little first. After gaining sympathy, he’ll be willing to hug me, and then I can climb up the pole and use some underhanded coaxing tricks~ This set of moves is a hundred percent effective!
Fu Rangyi: When he’s angry, he won’t let me kiss or hug him. Forcing it will only make him angrier. But I have to follow him and communicate proactively. I can be stubborn at other times, but at this time, I must be absolutely honest. Zhu Zhixi is not an unreasonable person. He often gets angry, but then he can’t bear it anymore and is willing to communicate properly with me. After we talk, I can hug and kiss him.

Q39. Li Qiao: You’ve even developed a methodology for coaxing people. Husband material is really scary. Alright, next question. Please describe a daily interaction scene that you find most blissful and heartwarming!
Zhu Zhixi: Hmm… The scene that first popped into my head is actually very ordinary and happens often. It’s probably when I go downstairs to walk Xueqiu, and then we come back. I’m holding Xueqiu and walk to the room, and I find Professor Fu is tidying up my weird little junk, like postcards, handmade things, leaf bookmarks, pebbles, volcanic rocks, and stuff like that. He’ll categorize those things and arrange them very carefully. I’ll stand at the door watching him and he won’t even notice until Xueqiu sees his dad and can’t help but bark. Only then will he turn his head, look at me and Xueqiu with a bit of surprise, and then we’ll both laugh. Although it’s very ordinary, it’s extremely blissful.
Fu Rangyi: I come home, open the door, and hear Zhu Zhixi ask, “Hubby, are you back?” Then he runs over to hug me, lifts his face to kiss my chin, and says he’s so hungry, can we have pizza today?

Q40. Li Qiao: You two are so sickeningly sweet~ Next question, do you fight? I can answer this one for you. Yes.
Zhu Zhixi: Is there anyone who doesn’t fight when they’re together? I can’t do it, anyway.
Fu Rangyi: We do fight, often.

Q41. Li Qiao: Then what do you fight about? Who usually gives in first?
Zhu Zhixi: All sorts of things. Recently, we often fight over training Xueqiu. I’m lazier and think a puppy can do whatever it wants. He can’t. He’s very serious about following the scientific training tutorial. He’s really a teacher everywhere.
Fu Rangyi: Zhu Zhixi’s fights don’t need a reason. I usually give in first.
Zhu Zhixi: You’ve really been wronged.
Fu Rangyi: As a husband, I should.

Q42. Li Qiao: Hahaha, next question. What do you like the other person to wear most?
Zhu Zhixi: My favorite… that’s hard to answer. I like his usual gentlemanly-scoundrel style of dress, but when he’s not working and we go out to play together, he’ll also proactively wear a similar style of couple’s outfit with me. I like that a lot too. It’s very refreshing and has a youthful feel.
Fu Rangyi: I thought you were going to say wearing nothing but an apron… (mouth is covered)
Zhu Zhixi: I did not!
Fu Rangyi: He has too many outfits. I like it most when he wears his holiday-themed outfits.
Li Qiao: What holiday outfits, what holiday outfits?? (ears perked up)
Fu Rangyi: None of your business.
Zhu Zhixi: None of your business~

Q43. Li Qiao: ……………Then what do you think the other person likes you to wear most?
Zhu Zhixi: Bunny girl outfit, isn’t that obvious? I have a closet full of them in various colors. He’s the one who takes care of them. He even hand-washes them.
Fu Rangyi: I just said it, a bare apron.

Q44. Li Qiao: You two really know how to have fun. Is this the first fifty questions? (flips card) Next question, do you still remember the first time your heart fluttered for the other person? What was the scene like?
Zhu Zhixi: The first time my heart fluttered… thinking about it carefully, it was actually quite early. We had just started living together. One night, around 11 o’clock, I was hungry and wanted to go down to buy something to eat. He said he needed to take out the trash and inexplicably came down with me. He even followed me to the convenience store, but he didn’t go in, just stood outside waiting. When I was paying, the clerk was chatting with me, saying there had been incidents of Alphas stalking and attacking people recently, telling me to be careful. At that moment, I turned my head and looked at the glass door outside. Fu Rangyi was standing right at the entrance. As soon as our eyes met, he turned his head to look across the street. I don’t know why, but my heart suddenly started beating faster at that moment. I was so impulsive that I even bought an extra creamy grilled corn, wanting to give it to him.
Li Qiao: Did he eat it?
Fu Rangyi: No.
Zhu Zhixi: Not only did he not eat it, he glanced at it and said, “You came down in the middle of the night just to do something that will make your blood sugar explode?”
Li Qiao: Hahahahahaha, that familiar taste comes right back with just a scratch. What about you?
Fu Rangyi: The first time… was when we were filling out the information form. He was sitting opposite me, describing a hypothetical scene of us falling in love at first sight, although he just wanted to get my pheromone information.
Zhu Zhixi: But you still gave it.
Fu Rangyi: Yes, but I still gave it.

Q45. Li Qiao: Then do you two play little couple games privately?
Zhu Zhixi: Little games, does Overcooked count?
Fu Rangyi: That’s called “Havoc Kitchen.” (corrects seriously)
Zhu Zhixi: Oh, okay, Havoc Kitchen. We play that often. He’s in charge of chopping vegetables, holding plates, cooking, washing dishes, serving food, putting out fires…
Li Qiao: Wait a minute? Then what are you in charge of?
Fu Rangyi: He’s in charge of causing chaos in every possible way.
Li Qiao: Are there any other little games between couples? (winks at Fu Rangyi suggestively)
Fu Rangyi: The candy game. Simply put, I’m blindfolded, and I have to guess the flavor of the candy by kissing. He’s been obsessed with this recently, buying a lot of strange-flavored candies, and he specifically plays it with me during my susceptible period because my sense of taste is diminished then, so I have to kiss him for a long time to taste it.
Li Qiao: Xiao Zhu, you really… you really know how to play with a susceptible Alpha.
Zhu Zhixi: You have no idea how fun a susceptible Alpha is! Every time he wants to say the answer, he’ll say “stop for a moment,” then pulls away. After guessing and waiting for the next candy, he’ll obediently put on his bite guard himself. And he’s super serious about the game. Every time he guesses wrong, he gets very dejected and needs me to pat his head and stroke his face to comfort him: “You’re already doing great.”
Li Qiao: You’ve really played my buddy like a dog.

Q46. Li Qiao: Then do you have a body part or physical feature of the other person that you envy?
Zhu Zhixi: I envy his body. Long legs, broad shoulders, has pecs and abs, and such a thin waist. He looks very refined and has great presence when he’s dressed. When he’s undressed, it’s to the point where you can forgive any mistake just by looking at him and marvel at how lucky you are.
Fu Rangyi: Here comes Zhu Zhixi’s wonderful descriptions again.
Zhu Zhixi: What about you? Do you envy my beauty?
Fu Rangyi: I envy his eyes. They’re very big and round, and his pupils are as bright as glass beads, very beautiful. His rabbit teeth are also very cute. His smile is very infectious. The prerequisite is that he’s looking at me and smiling at me.
Li Qiao: You should just lock him up at home.

Q47. Li Qiao: If you could swap bodies for 24 hours, what would you do?
Fu Rangyi: 24 hours is a bit short.
Zhu Zhixi: What do you want to do??
Fu Rangyi: I want to use your body to establish some basic fitness habits and improve your immunity. 24 hours is definitely not enough.
Zhu Zhixi: …Such a healthy thought.
Fu Rangyi: Are you thinking of doing something unhealthy?
Zhu Zhixi: Just kidding. If we swapped bodies for a day… I would give myself a good hug, and then I’d want to find Dad, I mean his dad, General Huo. Because Professor Fu is actually a very delicate person. He has a lot of things in his heart but can’t say them. I would go and accompany his dad in his body, say all the things he wants to say, and let him know that Professor Fu actually loves him very much and is very grateful that his dad found him.

Q48. Li Qiao: Then what do you think is the biggest change in yourselves after marrying the other person?
Zhu Zhixi: I feel like my life has an anchor. In the past, I would think, I want to go to Antarctica to find penguins, to knit sweaters for penguins. As for where I would be tomorrow, what place I would go to, I didn’t know. But now, even if I’m in Antarctica, I’ll think that there’s someone waiting for me at home. He’ll knit me a scarf, make me mulled wine, and listen seriously to the strange stories I encountered outside. Thinking of these things gives me a very stable feeling, a feeling that someone will definitely catch me.
Fu Rangyi: I learned how to express myself, how to love others, and how to love myself.

Q49. Li Qiao: Then do you think the love you have for each other now can last forever? If there is a next life, would you hope to be each other’s lover again?
Zhu Zhixi: Of course! I hope so for the next life and the life after that.
Fu Rangyi: Not a three-minute passion?
Zhu Zhixi: Not for you. For you, it’s a small fire simmering and bubbling for a lifetime, hehe.
Fu Rangyi: I also think it can last forever. I will manage it well in this life, hoping to accumulate enough possibility to meet you in the next life. As for whether I can be his lover again, I hope so very much and will work hard for it.

Q50. Li Qiao: This last question is a bit sad. If, and I mean if, an accident caused you to lose the other person, what kind of life do you think you would live afterwards?
Zhu Zhixi: I would add a sentence to the beginning of every vlog.
Fu Rangyi: Does the premise of this question require me to be alive?
Li Qiao: ???
Fu Rangyi: Suicide is a basic human right.
Zhu Zhixi: (frowns) What are you talking about??? You can’t. You have to live well.
Li Qiao: This question is not good. I won’t ask it again in the future.
Zhu Zhixi: Yes, yes, yes, don’t ask anymore. It’s all fake. Classmate Xiao Fu must live well.
Fu Rangyi: Okay.