—For the next 50 questions, please welcome our new guest host, classmate Xiao Yu! ! !—

Zhu Zhixi: Why is it you??
Xiao Yu: I specifically applied to come and learn.
Fu Rangyi: The bureaucracy in your heaven is really leisurely.

Q51. Xiao Yu: First question, are you the top or the bottom?
Zhu Zhixi: I’m the bottom!
Fu Rangyi: Top.

Q52. Xiao Yu: (nods) Why was it decided that way?
Zhu Zhixi: Why? For no reason. It just happened naturally.
Fu Rangyi: It’s automatically decided once we’re in bed.

Q53. Xiao Yu: (writes down a line: It’s automatically decided in bed) Then are you satisfied with the current situation?
Zhu Zhixi: Very satisfied. Five-star praise. To the extent that it’s number one on Teacher Xiao Zhu’s must-eat list!
Fu Rangyi: A ranking? You’ve eaten a lot?
Zhu Zhixi: A lot. Teacher Xiao Fu during his susceptible and non-susceptible periods are two completely different main courses. Occasionally, there are some small desserts for long-awaited reunions, or some DS blind boxes. I can’t even eat them all.
Fu Rangyi: (accepts the other’s sweet talk) Satisfied.

Q54. Xiao Yu: (takes notes: Must eat in a variety of ways) Then where was your first time?
Zhu Zhixi: Are we talking about foreplay or the real deal??
Fu Rangyi: The first time was at his house, in the room he had slept in since he was a child. And it was during the New Year.

Q55. Xiao Yu: (takes notes: Must choose a date and place with a sense of ceremony) Okay, how did it feel at that time?
Zhu Zhixi: Of course, I was very comfortable, but I feel like he didn’t enjoy it to the fullest. He finished after I did. Later I found out he was only halfway in.
Fu Rangyi: No need to be so blunt. I felt very good too.
Zhu Zhixi: Really?
Fu Rangyi: Really. If you’re comfortable, I feel very good. If it’s just me having physiological pleasure but you’re in a lot of pain, that’s too animalistic. I don’t like it.

Q56. Xiao Yu: (scribbling furiously) Next question, do you still remember what the other person was like at that time?
Zhu Zhixi: I remember. He was extremely gentle, not in a hurry at all, very methodical. He kept praising me, calling me pretty, beautiful, asking if this was comfortable. When he’s not wearing glasses, he can’t see clearly and squints a little. Paired with what he was doing, he looked even more like a fox spirit.
Fu Rangyi: Very beautiful, very cute. He clearly didn’t know anything, but he was very proactive. Many times I was worried he would run out of stamina and couldn’t breathe, but after a while, he would recover and proactively come closer for a kiss and to continue.

Q57. Xiao Yu: (frowning from being shown so much affection) That was a very detailed answer… Then what was the first thing the other person said the morning after your first time?
Zhu Zhixi: I woke him up. He asked me what I was doing.
Fu Rangyi: The first thing… he spat it out and said: This is a morning call.
Xiao Yu: You don’t have to answer in such detail. (again)

Q58. Xiao Yu: (deep breath) (continues with a learning mindset) About how many times a week?
Zhu Zhixi: A week? If we’re not in a long-distance relationship, it’s every day. (The Q&A is taking too long, a certain rabbit’s hand has already climbed onto his husband’s knee.)
Fu Rangyi: That depends on whether I’m in my susceptible period.
Xiao Yu: And if it’s the susceptible period?
Fu Rangyi: Then he might not be able to do anything else for that whole week.

Q59. Xiao Yu: (takes notes: Must do it for a full week during the susceptible period) Next question, can you describe your sex life?
Zhu Zhixi: Hmm… like a little puppy diligently grooming me. I want to groom him too, but the little puppy always says no, no.
Fu Rangyi: I would prefer it to be more caressing than venting, but I’m often limited by an Alpha’s nature, so in the end, it’s half and half.

Q60. Xiao Yu: In this matter, what are you most confident about?
Zhu Zhixi: I… I’m very flexible!
Fu Rangyi: …
Xiao Yu: I suddenly understand something… What about you?
Fu Rangyi: I have a relatively strong sense of service.

Q61. Xiao Yu: (takes notes: Sense of service must be high) Mm, next question, what is the other person’s most sensitive spot?
Zhu Zhixi: The glands, of course. The one behind the ear is shallower. If you blow gently by his ear, his muscles will tense up. The one on the back of his neck is deeper, and the reaction is also bigger. I’ll rub it when we kiss.
Fu Rangyi: The thin layer of skin on his hip bones, and his lower abdomen, the position of his reproductive cavity. He’ll tremble when I press there.

Q62. Xiao Yu: (nods, nods) Then do you like sex?
Zhu Zhixi: Of course I like it. Otherwise, why would I have been the one to initiate it the first few times? But I only like it with Professor Fu.
Fu Rangyi: I used to hate it. After meeting him, I discovered that I actually like it.

Q63. Xiao Yu: (takes notes: Tell Xiao En that no one dislikes this.) Next question, where is the most frequent place you have it?
Zhu Zhixi: It should be the small tent in my bedroom. It collapsed once. The tent fabric covered us like a blanket. It was hilarious. It really felt like we screwed until the sky collapsed.
Fu Rangyi: The most frequent place should be the double bed in the master bedroom. The tent is just used more frequently during my susceptible period. Most of the time it’s on the bed, followed by the bathtub, sofa, carpet, kitchen island, in the car…
Zhu Zhixi: Who asked you for so much detail!
Fu Rangyi: I was just listing them in order. Sometimes when a person is thinking, they blurt things out.

Q64. Xiao Yu (frantically taking notes): Then are there any new places you want to try?
Zhu Zhixi: (leans close to Fu Rangyi’s ear) (super quietly) The glass house in Northern Europe. Lying down, you can see the aurora and your face. Just thinking about it is so satisfying.
Fu Rangyi: The small storage room at the far right of the basement in Zhu Zhixi’s house.
Zhu Zhixi: ?? Why there?
Fu Rangyi: You took me to see it last time. It’s where all your childhood things are stored. And you said the first time you played house with the Omega kid next door was there, and you even played the groom.
Zhu Zhixi: So?
Fu Rangyi: So doing it there has a sense of degeneracy, right, little groom?

Q65. Xiao Yu: (scribbling so fast he can’t look up) Then do you usually shower before or after?
Zhu Zhixi: Before, during, after. It’s possible to shower at any of those times.
Fu Rangyi: All of them. It depends on his condition that day. If he accidentally sprays… (mouth is covered)
Zhu Zhixi: Next question.

Q66. Xiao Yu (surprised): (A Beta can too??) Okay, next question. What is the most common phrase the other person says during the act?
Zhu Zhixi: “Is it comfortable? How about this? If it’s uncomfortable, you have to tell me. Baby, you’re so good, so obedient, so beautiful…”
Fu Rangyi: It’s not suitable for broadcast.

Q67. Xiao Yu: Then have you had sexual relations with anyone other than your lover?
Zhu Zhixi: No. He’s my first love and first marriage.
Fu Rangyi: Wasn’t I your ex-husband?
Zhu Zhixi: Here we go again. Didn’t we get married a second time?
Fu Rangyi: Yes. Besides my first love, first marriage, and second marriage partner, no one else.
Xiao Yu: That’s a lot of people.

Q68. Xiao Yu: When and where was the most recent time?
Zhu Zhixi: …Just before we came… in the cloakroom… (voice gets smaller and smaller)
Fu Rangyi: He said he would help me pick a shirt, and as he was choosing, he started tearing off my clothes.
Zhu Zhixi: Ah, I just remembered you’re not wearing the watch I picked for you!
Fu Rangyi: You were too busy lying on the watch cabinet.

Q69. Xiao Yu: (slightly despises his own imagination) Next question, have you tried anything new in terms of sex recently?
Zhu Zhixi: Didn’t he make me a lot of scented candles? A while ago, I had a sudden idea and… dripped it on his chest… Can I say this?
Xiao Yu: You can. (takes notes)
Fu Rangyi: He climbed too many mountains for a period of time and had sore muscles, so I gave him an essential oil massage at home. Then Zhu Zhixi inexplicably started playing a masseur play, kept making me call him “guest.” I agreed later.
Xiao Yu: And then?
Fu Rangyi: And then? A massage. I massaged all the muscles in his body. Whatever the guest needed, I did.
Zhu Zhixi: Not at all! He’s very bad! I asked him for that and he actually refused, and left me hanging. I was panting so hard I almost passed out, and he leaned over and said to me, “Guest, we are a legitimate massage parlor and do not provide this kind of service.” He would only do it after I called him “hubby.”
Fu Rangyi: Role attributes must be clearly distinguished.

Q70. Xiao Yu: (endless learning) As for the idea of “If I can’t have the heart, at least I’ll have the body,” do you agree or disagree?
Zhu Zhixi: Absolutely disagree. (makes a big X with his arms) Love and sex are two different things in this situation.
Fu Rangyi: Disagree. Not having the heart means not having anything. Having physical contact is even more pitiful.

Q71. Xiao Yu: Then conversely, what about having the heart but not the body?
Zhu Zhixi: Huh? I don’t want that, unless he really can’t perform. But nowadays, even that can be treated. (muttering)
Fu Rangyi: I can accept it, if he doesn’t like it.
Zhu Zhixi: (immediately) I like it, I like it.

Q72. Xiao Yu: Then do you get shy before you do it? And after?
Zhu Zhixi: I don’t get shy before, but sometimes I get a little embarrassed during because he’s just… I’m fine afterwards too. Afterwards, he basically just carries me to the shower and coaxes me to sleep.
Fu Rangyi: No.
Zhu Zhixi: Who says? Sometimes after it’s over, I’ll hug him and say, “Hubby, you’re so amazing,” and his ears will turn red.

Q73. Xiao Yu: (takes notes: Must praise the other person more) Then if a good friend said to you, “I’m very lonely, so just for tonight, I want…” and asked to have sex with you, what would you do?
Zhu Zhixi: Xiao Yu~ Is your house collapsing? Why, can’t you satisfy our little En baby? Hmm?
Xiao Yu: ……………….
Fu Rangyi: Do you all have to make me imagine such a thing?
(Li Qiao: Hey, what do you mean, Fu Rangyi! Is my life not a life???)

Q74. Xiao Yu: Then do you think you are good at this?
Zhu Zhixi: I’m good at it. I only need to use a small trick each time, and a certain someone is hooked. Doesn’t that count as being good at it? And I don’t even have pheromones. What does that mean? It’s purely based on the personal charm of Xiao Zhu himself.
Fu Rangyi: It’s alright, passing grade.
Zhu Zhixi: As expected of the man who gives others a 59. You’re so strict with yourself too.

Q75. Xiao Yu: Then what about the other person?
Zhu Zhixi: Full marks. Body, face, stamina, strength, technique, sense of service, aftercare… full marks in every aspect.
Fu Rangyi: A Beta who became the object of my susceptible period with zero pheromones. What do you think?