MWITA CH131
by DewdropTLโBoss, what do we do? Weโre completely trapped in here!โ
The members of A8 squad listened to the noises coming from the roof of the armored vehicle, their hearts pounding in terror.
Stage-four mutated hermit crabs were at least two meters tall, with famously indestructible shells. Normally, they wouldnโt attack unless they were desperately hungry.
Right now, the squad felt like fish trapped in a can. The moment the roof of their vehicle got cracked open, theyโd be dumped straight into a hermit crabโs stomach.
Old Lin wiped the sweat dripping profusely down his face, unsure whether to call for help again.
โActivate the vehicleโs defense mode! Hold out as long as you can. The rescue teams should be here soon.โ
On the roof, 01 and 00 crouched side by side, scanning the surrounding three kilometers.
[01: At one oโclock and five oโclock, two sets of three warships each are docked.]
[00: A total of 189 enemy troops detected. Equipped with M80 machine guns, X56-1 laser rifles, and rocket launchers.]
Against a full circle of hermit crabs, the assassins’ momentum visibly slowed. Their machine guns blazed wildly, spraying bullets like mad.
But the bullets simply clanged against the crabsโ shells and ricocheted off without leaving a mark.
In just minutes, the ground around the encircling hermit crabs was littered with bullet casings.
Under the hail of gunfire, 00 raised his fat pincers to block the shots and asked in a flat voice: [Brother, are we just going to sit here and get shot at?]
01 swatted bullets aside with crab legs, enjoying himself: [The master hasnโt given us orders yet. Iโll ask.]
Up in the sky, Rong Shi had already acclimated to operating his antique mecha. His warm-up was complete.
He reallocated energyโminimizing ammo output, pushing 90% into boost and movement. Offense relied solely on his long blade.
Then, 01โs voice chimed in his head.
[Master, can me and my brother handle the enemies ourselves?]
Rong Shi: [As long as you protect the people in the vehicle, the restโyou can play however you like.]
[01: Roger that!]
Right after replying, Rong Shi heard 01 gleefully say to 00: [Brother, that guy is annoying. Letโs wreck him!]
Rong Shi: โโฆโฆโ
โRong Shi, careful!โ
Qing Songโs shout crackled over the shared channel.
Four of the enemy mechas launched tracking missiles toward Rong Shi at the same time, from sharp angles that made them nearly impossible to dodge altogether.
Rong Shi just glanced at the monitor, casually. Then he slammed the throttle to max.
His long fingers danced across the controls. The mecha suddenly banked hard in mid-airโa dazzling maneuverโracing straight toward the enemy formation.
โWhatโs he doing?!โ Qing Song froze.
Seeing this, Qiu Tianhao recalled Rong Shiโs simulated battle against Liu Hong. His eyes lit up: โUsing the enemyโs missiles against them?โ
โYou think the enemy are idiots?โ Qing Song said in disbelief. โThat kind of trick only works on noobs in games. No trained pilot would just sit there and wait to be hit!โ
But suddenlyโBOOM!
The blast thundered in their ears. Qing Song looked again, stunned.
Damn itโRong Shi really did it! The missile had hit its target, blowing the enemy mecha apart!
โItโs not over yet!โ Qiu Tianhaoโs voice grew excited.
If he didnโt have hostiles of his own to deal with, he wouldโve sat back just to spectate Rong Shiโs performance.
At blinding speed, Rong Shi redirected more of the tracking missiles toward enemy units. Then, charging his blade with high voltage, he rammed it straight through another mechaโs cockpit.
Two enemy mechs destroyed in an instant.
He kicked the wreckage aside, drew his blade free, twisted his body to slip past a laser blastโthen launched himself at his next prey.
The enemy pilot startled, panicked at Rong Shi closing in. He spun his mecha around and bolted. As long as he kept distance, that blade couldnโt reach him.
But Rong Shi curved in a wide arc, then suddenly changed direction. Out of nowhere, he pounced on another mecha that had been preoccupied bombing their allies, completely unawares.
With one stroke, Rong Shi severed its main power lineโand then casually tossed a tracking missile right into the cockpit.
โWhat a brilliant feint! A strike from the east, hit from the west!โ
Qiu Tianhaoโs excitement echoed over the channel.
โBeautiful!โ
On the main ship, Jin Dazhao and his subordinates all cheered at once.
โWhy does he look so relaxedโฆ this guy is fighting like itโs a performance.โ
โRong Shiโs not just โgoodโโheโs ridiculously skilled. Unreal.โ
โI only dare to show off like that in games. On a real battlefield? No way!โ
โGoing solo, diving into the enemy fleet, chasing them down? I gotta respect that.โ
โHeard he single-handedly caused such a boom in missile sales that launchers sold out and prices tripled. After this, the T800 model will probably become the hottest mecha in the business.โ
โOne of those โeasy to watch, impossible to imitateโ monstersโฆ hahahahaโโ
The real battlefield was far more complex than simulations. Lives were on the line, fear of death hung over every move.
Few dared to fight with the sheer style Rong Shi displayedโopen, aggressive, dazzling. It had been a long time since anyone had witnessed such audacious skill in live combat.
By the military hover vehicle, 01 had just finished striking a deal: trading four shrimp with two smaller hermit crabs, persuading them to crawl onto the roof and take the brothersโ place.
Leaping down to the ground, 01 stretched his crab legs: [Brother, fight harder! More kills means more food!]
00 slammed his fat pincers into the ground in what he thought was a provocative gesture: [Come fight!]
When the assassins suddenly saw the two hermit crabs leap toward them at absurd speed, they nervously staggered back.
They had prepared to scare them with rocket launchersโbut the crabs lunged first.
01 picked a man up with crab legs and spun him around furiously.
[Aaahhhh being a crab is so fun!!]
00 went around clamping menโs arms with his heavy pincersโsnapping and smashing them into the dirt.
[Fun.]
โDamn! These two hermit crabs are vicious!โ
Inside the vehicle, A8 squad members watched the surveillance feed with terror mixed with thrill.
โThose assassins are really running fast.โ
โNo way to fight! Hermit crabs have insane defense. Small firearms donโt even scratch them.โ
โWhy do they look like theyโreโฆ having fun?โ
โKinda cute, actually.โ
โCute? Wait till one of them picks you up and swings you aroundโyou wonโt be saying that.โ
โโฆSh*t! Canโt even imagine.โ
On the rescue ship, Jiang Huai delivered the injured to the medical bay. Afterwards, he searched all over before finally finding Song Yu sitting on the floor of the little medicine cabin.
He walked over, about to sit beside him, when Song Yuโs cold voice cut him off: โHalf a meter distance.โ
โโฆโฆโ Jiang Huai froze.
Song Yuโs eyes were locked on the surveillance screen sent by his subordinates. He didnโt even glance at Jiang Huai.
โRong Shiโs not here. You donโt need to bother me.โ
That attitudeโall but had โI find you annoyingโ written across his forehead.
Jiang Huai could only laugh dryly, then sat a whole seat away, leaning against the wall. He pulled a small medical kit from his pocket.
โTake off your left shoe. Stretch your leg out.โ
Song Yu turned to him, impatient: โWhatโcouldnโt get Rong Shi to bite, so now youโre trying with me? Iโm not playing your game.โ
โโฆโฆโ Jiang Huaiโs hands itched to hit this guy.
He pointed at Song Yuโs shin. โYou donโt feel your leg injury?โ
Song Yu looked down where Jiang Huai pointed.
On the way back, heโd brushed against vines and sliced them off with his knife. He thought nothing of it. But now that it was mentionedโฆ it did itch.
He pulled off his boot and rolled up the trouser leg. Sure enoughโred swelling circled just below the knee.
Jiang Huai sprayed disinfectant gently onto the wound. โIn a stage-four danger zone, everythingโs toxic. Donโt be careless.โ
Song Yuโs brows knitted together.
Back then heโd been shielding wounded comrades, fighting assassins, and dodging warships and mecha fireโall at once. Even he hadnโt noticed this minor injury. Yet Jiang Huai had picked up on it?
Next, Jiang Huai dabbed ointment on with a cotton swab. โAny later and it wouldโve festered. Pretty sad, to be crippled at your age.โ
โโฆโฆโ Song Yu cursed under his breath.
An alert buzzed. Song Yu unlocked it: a message from his subordinates.
[Zheng Long has been captured. Do we need to explain the situation to Jin Dazhao?]
Song Yu replied:
[Iโll handle it personally.]
โYou like Rong Shi, donโt you?โ Jiang Huai suddenly asked.
Song Yuโs train of thought froze. He looked over, not knowing what Jiang Huai meant.
โYeah. And he likes me. You donโt stand a chance.โ
โโฆโฆโ Jiang Huai.
Why on earth was he getting painted as the โlove rivalโ?
โโฆHow much do you like him?โ Jiang Huai pressed.
Song Yu turned his cold face away. โNone of your damn business.โ
Jiang Huai: โโฆโฆโ
Once Jiang Huai left, Song Yu connected to Jin Dazhao.
The two men faced each other across the virtual screen. Song Yu refused to yield an inch.
โMajor General Jin. How do you see it?โ
Jin Dazhaoโs expression gave nothing away.
โYou want me to cooperate. Youโll hand the targets over in the end. So whatโs in it for me?โ
Song Yu smiled lazily. โThe merits are yours. Iโll cover the budget. Iโll even help you get rid of traitors in your own house. Isnโt that enough?โ
Jin Dazhao stared long and hard.
โโฆI wonโt report this. But I do need to know who they are.โ
โKnowing too much wonโt do you any good. Just know thisโweโre not your enemies.โ
Once the call ended, Jin Dazhao gazed at the floating virtual screen, then waved his adjutant over.
โProceed as instructed.โ
The adjutant blanched at what was displayed.
โSirโcan this work? If by any chanceโโ
โJust execute it!โ
The adjutant still hesitated.
Jin Dazhao leaned forward. โIf this heist succeeds, the corps can acquire at least two top-config battleships.โ
The adjutantโs eyes lit up. โSay that first next time, sir!โ
โโฆโฆโ Jin Dazhao.
Meanwhile, on the enemy baseโs warship, Lin Jing was livid.
โTrash! Useless garbage! With all these forces, you canโt take out a handful of mechas?!โ
On his left, the beta commander bit his lip. โThe armyโs mecha squad is too strong. Beyond what we accounted for.โ
The beta second-in-command quickly added: โDonโt worry. Our reinforcements already departed base. Weโll finish them off!โ
Lin Jingโs expression easedโbut suddenly a lookout shouted:
โMilitary reinforcements incoming! Theyโre here first!โ
Looking up at the magnified tactical display, Lin Jing saw ten medium warships breaking through the atmosphere straight toward them.
โWhat?! This fast?โ His brow furrowed deeply.
โThis is badโweโre surrounded!โ
Another window expanded.
Radar showed enemy troops converging from all directions. Alarmingly close.
โImpossible!โ
The beta commander shook his head, stunned. Their systems shouldโve detected them long before. How had they only picked it up now?
โReport! Energy system failure. Usable reserves below 10%. Barely one hourโs power left.โ
โReport! Navigation systems malfunctionโโ
One after another, the failures mounted.
โWhatโs happening?!โ Lin Jing roared. The proud systems they relied on were collapsing.
โRetreat! Withdraw immediately!โ
In the skies, Rong Shi had just destroyed his thirty-seventh enemy mecha when Song Yuโs voice whispered in his ear.
โBrother, weโve begun.โ
โGood.โ Rong Shi saw enemy mechs pulling back and ordered calmly: โTake the captives quietly.โ
He used the front-line battlefield as a distraction while 01 and 00 slipped into the systems, altering the data unseen. In this fog, the enemy military had been reduced to blind men.
Now, they could be surrounded or picked off at leisure.
โIโve already negotiated with Jin Dazhao.โ Song Yu suddenly shifted topic. โI hurt my leg.โ
Rong Shiโs eyes snapped sharp. โShow me.โ
Song Yu mischievously refused, voice tinged with false grievance: โBig wound. Hurts so much.โ
Rong Shi frowned. โIโll return at once.โ
With reinforcements arriving, Qing Song ordered the mechas to pull back. When he saw Rong Shi bolt off like a rocket, he thought something urgent had happened.
โWhatโs wrong?โ he asked over comms.
Rong Shiโs voice was cool: โThe rest is yours. Iโm done.โ
Cadets werenโt required in real engagements anyway. Qing Song didnโt mindโbut asked, concerned: โDid something happen?โ
Rong Shi: โMy wife misses me.โ
โโฆโฆโ Qing Song.
โโฆโฆโ The other squad members.
Back in the med bay, Song Yu shut off comms, lips curling upward in smug delight. Mischief sparkled in his eyes.
Less than five minutes later, the cabin door opened. Rong Shi rushed in.
โWhereโs the wound?โ
Song Yu tugged him down to sit, pointed at the faded ointment ring around his leg. โSwollen all around.โ
Rong Shi lifted the leg onto his lap, carefully pressing a few spots. Relieved it was just superficial, he finally exhaled.
โDid Jin Dazhao object?โ Song Yu asked.
Rong Shi: โGiven the fine way we handed him this gift? Naturally, he said yes.โ
Jin Dazhao was one of the rare, unaffiliated commanders. He wasnโt ambitious, lacked family backgroundโeasy to overlook.
But for him to have risen to Second Corps Commander, he was surely no simple man.
When Song Yu, as the Second Prince, proposed cooperation, Jin Dazhao immediately grasped the depths at play. Even without promises, he would have stayed cautious.
โSo long as we have consensus.โ Rong Shi gently massaged the injury. โThe militaryโs too unstable. The fewer who know, the better.โ
The larger the chaos, the greater the risk of an organization-wide counterattack. But it wasnโt yet time to cast the net. Push too hard now, and the fish would scatter.
Within two hours, the Second Corps had scored a decisive victory.
Song Yu received reports: โWeโve captured a few. Already escorting them.โ
โGood.โ Rong Shi held his hand and led him outside.
All across the beach, Second Corps soldiers were combing the battlefield, packing away everything useful.
โRong Shi!โ
Qiu Tianhao jogged over. โRide back with us later?โ
Rong Shi nodded. โSure.โ
The three strolled down the shore.
โDidnโt expect your mecha skills to be that insane,โ Qiu Tianhao grinned. โWe didnโt even compete, but I already concede.โ
โYouโre strong too,โ Rong Shi replied evenly.
In his past life, Qiu Tianhaoโs skill ranked near the top of the military.
Qiu Tianhao shook his head. โCompared to you? Not even close.โ
โDonโt compare yourself with me,โ Rong Shi said.
โโฆโฆโ Qiu Tianhao. Couldnโt continue the conversation.
โLook thereโitโs hilarious.โ Song Yu suddenly pointed ahead, laughing.
They turned to see Old Lin and the A8 squad huddled behind a giant tree, craning their necks.
Not far away, a line of hermit crabs was marching down the beach, toward the sea.
From the waves burst a flamboyant purple spider crab, each leg clutching a wriggling shrimp. Only two legs left for walking, wobbling comically.
It scuttled ashore, offering a shrimp to the first hermit crab in line.
The hermit crab eagerly accepted the shrimp and trotted off contentedly.
[01: Brothers, good work out there. Payment for your laborโeat shrimp, replenish your calcium.]
Rong Shi: โโฆโฆโ
From the waves, a bright red short-arm crab emerged, also carrying shrimp. Together with the purple crab, they distributed them to the hermit crabs.
[00: Eat shrimp, build calcium.]
Qiu Tianhao: โโฆโฆโ
Were these hermit crabsโฆ becoming intelligent?
Song Yu leaned lazily on Rong Shi, whispering with a grin: โ01 has real potential to be a labor foreman.โ
Rong Shi: โโฆโฆโ
Authorโs Note:
Cat Dad: This child is hopeless. [smile]
Song Cat: QuQ
Rong Bunny: Then give him to me.
Song Kitty: Snuggle~ [instantly happy again]
Cat Dad: โฆโฆ

โกโกโกThanks for the Translation, Translator-san๐๐ฉต๐ค!!! แแแข โก เซฎ๊ฐ หถโข เผ โขหถ๊ฑแโกโกโก
when 01 and 00 take the stage, they take mvp home
01: Take mvp home โโโ(หถห แต หหถ)โโพโพ
00: mvp home โข_โข
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I love 01 and 00 in this chapter. Too funny for words! Wife missing Dad Rong is super cute~