After the Poor Little One Attacked the Paranoid Big Shot


Original Title: 小可怜攻了偏执大佬[快穿]
Author: 山川千野
Total Chapters: 128 + 15 Extras

Description:

Wen Chu always thought of himself as an ordinary human.

He just happened to get strange illnesses often, like having a few extra tentacles, his blood being a weird color, or his regenerative abilities being a bit too strong…

Until the day he came of age, and he was bound by a system.

[You have died in the real world]
[Remaining Lifespan: 4 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes]

Mission List:
Cling to the Lord of the Ocean, Life +1h
Devour the resentment of the Evil God, Life +5h
Absorb the yang energy of the Daoist Master, Life +8h
****, Life +****

[Please survive, at any cost]

Wen Chu looked down at his soft, jellyfish-like tentacles, then at the picture of the fierce-looking mission target, and fell silent.

He asked, “Do I really have to do it at any cost?”
System: [Of course]

Later.
The system looked at the mission target, now carrying an egg, and fell silent.

“At any cost” did not include making someone carry an egg!!!

Wen Chu: ovo
He didn’t expect the big-shot to be so sharp-tongued but soft-hearted at first.


[World 1: Little Jellyfish x Siren [Wasteland]]
#Is the correct food for a jellyfish a Siren’s…?

Wen Chu became a jellyfish.
Small, soft, with his transparent tentacles tied in a knot that he couldn’t undo.

System text appeared above his head:
[Class: Turritopsis dohrnii]
[Remaining Lifespan: 4 days]
[Hint: You are very hungry. The water quality here is poor and will soon accelerate the reduction of your lifespan. Please proceed to a safe place with sufficient food to grow as soon as possible]

Wen Chu: QAQ?

He struggled, dragging his tangled tentacles, rolling forward, on the verge of dying in the deep sea.
Just then, a hand scooped him up.

“How can there still be a jellyfish in this part of the sea? Weren’t they all supposed to have died long ago?”

It was a Siren.
The Siren had long golden hair, smooth chest muscles, and a condescending gaze, filled with the coldness of a superior being.

Wen Chu was so scared he shivered, hugging the other’s finger with his soft little tentacles, trying his best to please him: “…Save me QAQ”
Let me cling to you, I’ll be very good qvq

The Siren carefully protected him, but scoffed coldly, “Delicate.”

Later, the sharp-tongued but soft-hearted merman was entangled by the giant jellyfish he had personally raised and dragged into the deep sea, unable to utter another harsh word.


[World 2: A Ball of Mist x Evil God [Steampunk]]
#I have to eat an Evil God to survive?

Wen Chu was a shapeless ball of black mist that needed to feed on resentment to live.
He carefully rubbed against the pale, gloomy Lord of Resentment—the Evil God of this world.

Wen Chu said pitifully, “C-can you let me have a bite…”

The Evil God, cold and gloomy, extended a finger: “Dare to take one extra bite and I’ll kill you.”

Later, eternal night fell. The Evil God was dragged into the dense fog by the black mist he had personally raised and was fed mouthful after mouthful.

#Little Mist will just take one bite, just one little bite.#


[World 3: Little Vengeful Ghost x Heavenly Master [Supernatural]]
#Only the Heavenly Master’s yang energy is warm.

Wen Chu became a vengeful ghost whose food was a Heavenly Master’s yang energy.

Wen Chu, who had already figured out the disposition of these big-shots, had tears in his eyes, trembling as he watched the cold-faced Heavenly Master approach, looking utterly pitiful.

Heavenly Master: .
The Heavenly Master looked at the beautiful young man before him. Even knowing he was a dangerously resentful ghost, he couldn’t help but lower his sword.

He took the red-clothed vengeful ghost home, and from then on, had his yang energy drained daily.
…This is clearly a seductive ghost.


[World 4: Nightmare x Dragon [Western Fantasy]]
#Even if it’s not food…

Everyone said the dragon who guarded countless treasures was evil, having abducted the princess, separated her from the prince, and made the king fall gravely ill with grief.

Wen Chu, who had just transmigrated: ^_^#?

A prin-cess?
He thought this was a 1v1 quick transmigration.

The dragon, who loved collecting treasures, had recently found his favorite treasure:
A beautiful little Nightmare.

He preciously placed the Nightmare on a mountain of gems, his ice-blue beastly eyes staring at him unblinkingly.

Anyone else would have been scared to tears.
But the Nightmare gave him a smile, looking innocent and naive.

“Dragons… can carry eggs, right?”
Wen Chu’s voice was soft and gentle.

The dragon subconsciously nodded.

The scene before him changed abruptly. He was forced into human form, with only a dragon tail remaining at the base of his spine.
He was pulled into a dream by the Nightmare.

“I’m very hungry. I need nightmares. Are you willing to feed me?” Wen Chu looked up, pitifully grabbing his dragon tail.

It was just feeding nightmares to a Nightmare. The dragon nodded eagerly. The little Nightmare was so fragile, he was afraid he might accidentally kill it.

But no one told him that the nightmares the Nightmare brought him were endless scenes of carrying eggs.

Wen Chu: I’m so sad. You used to only raise me. I’m about to cry. You’ll have to carry an egg for me and get rid of the princess to cheer me up (fake tears).
Dragon: (Confused) (Flustered) (Clumsily comforting him while carrying an egg)
#So who exactly framed the dragon for the eloping princess’s disappearance?#

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Source World: ??? x ???
Tentative Extra Arcs:

  1. Dungeon x Hero
  2. Little Tentacle x Mercenary

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Initially naturally black-hearted, later green tea white-cut-black younger top (gong)
x
Very fierce but slowly conquered big-shot bottom (shou)


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